Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the airport about to leave for my business trip....

By Anonymous - 18/12/2009 23:10 - United States

Today, I was at the airport about to leave for my business trip. In the restroom, I put my purse on the edge of the sink and got my lipstick out. I leaned closer to apply my lipstick and my open purse fell into the sink, triggering the automatic faucet, filling my purse with water. FML

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By Stacy - 05/07/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

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By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2022 00:00

Today, while I was trying to put on my deodorant, the whole stick popped out when I took the cap off, narrowly missing my face, into the toilet. FML

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anie01 5

Saturday 19 December 2009 9:57

Some FMLs are FMLs because the circumstances are crazy. But I think almost every girl out there dreads this-- bathrooms with no makeup mirror, no shelf above their sink, and not even a coat rack. And we've been told since girlhood that public bathrooms are filthy, to always hang up one's possessions and open the door with a paper towel, so we balance our bags precariously on the edges of our sinks, maybe checking for water droplets in the bowl first just in case it tips and falls in because accidents happen... We take so many precautions, and then find out some jerk restroom designer installed automatic sinks. I'm just waiting for this to happen to me.

michelleyily 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 9:43

GENUIS i tell you!

Comments

rite2salas 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 18:09

u must b a blonde

scarletdragonfly 5

Tuesday 7 June 2011 20:56

You must be illiterate.

Marss_fml 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 18:44

This has happened to me.

dloc1 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:42

Thats what ya get for being vain.

UpYoursLiar 1

Saturday 19 December 2009 20:03

I am surprised every other comment isn't saying, "Wow! You go on business trips when your grammar and/or spelling is that bad? I guess companies in this day and age will hire any moron." You loser-ass grammarians are usually opportunistic bastards here on FML.

Thunderbender 2

Sunday 20 December 2009 5:18

Ok... if your purse fell in the sink and got a little wet then oh well... unless maybe your cell phone or something was in it And if it actually got filled with wateer... did ya just watch it fill up or something?

davina_fml 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 5:32

Hm, that really sucks that happened to you. But next time when your washing your hands or even using the restroom keep your purse on your shoulder. The bottom of a girl's purse has tons of germs. Kinda random but jus somethin that could be kept in mind for next time so you coud prevent water in your purse & germs :)