Transportation: Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp...

By Italian_Stallion - 16/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me heard Joe Jonas' voice coming from my phone. I am 40 years old. FML

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Same thing different taste

Definitely done that

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 04:00

Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML

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By misc - 08/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML

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Check your head

By Anonymous - 21/03/2020 21:00

Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML

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Glue ear

By NoMoreHeadphones - 08/09/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML

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That one John Cage track

By dtmm - 22/01/2023 20:00

Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML

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Online classes can be tricky

By Daniella - 12/11/2020 11:03 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML

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You deserved it 1 154

Phone holder

By my arms hurt - 25/11/2019 20:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had to sit in between two boys on a two-hour bus ride. They were watching a movie and each of them had shared an earphone. They made me hold the phone up so both of them could see the screen. FML

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By Brea - 01/02/2011 18:50 - United States

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

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By dontworrybehappy - 28/08/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML

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By LasagnaRawks - 14/10/2009 20:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was listening to music, talking to a boy I like on MSN. He asked if I could share the song I was listening to, so I did. It wasn't until I had shared and fully transferred it did I realise it was actually the fake radio show I record on my own, in a phoney Australian accent. All 6 minutes of it. FML

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Tuesday 17 February 2009 0:05

Thats what you get for listening to the Jonas Brothers

funk_fml 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 0:32

at least it was at an airport, you'll never have to see any of those people again

Comments

Jenisist 1

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:50

haaaaa jonas brothers!wheres my crucifix. your lucky i wasn't on that plane cause i would of probably pushed you out.or destroy your phone either one.

skins4ever 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 18:01

seriously, thats for little girls, not forty year olds...at least ur not a guy

gummibehrs 4

Wednesday 9 September 2009 5:53

YDI for listening to the Jonas Brothers and even acknowledging Camp Rock exists.

ocjojd 0

Friday 9 October 2009 22:52

You say it like it's a bad thing.

JB_crazed_chick 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 11:06

you rock for listening to the jonas brothers!! i love them

alexthedude 0

Monday 26 October 2009 0:11

yes i like the 15 year old girl who despises them.=D

brianjman14 22

Wednesday 28 October 2009 18:48

wow, i'm 14 and i think they're faggots. 40 year old virgin!!!!!!!!!!!

slayer547 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 16:49

This Disney music is a plague we should wipe it out before it consumes us

Orange01028 0

Monday 16 November 2009 14:24

Dude im 14 and i completely detest ALL of disney, and please dont try to tell me 'you must like someone' cuz i don't xD that's the thing. my 22 year old sister likes Disney... eww D: i wont allowed it on my TV in my room lol. I like ONE cartoon - 'Phineas & Ferb' (its good when nothings on) I like 1 song by the Jonas brothers 'Burning up' but i dont LOVE it i just tolerate it because it was way over played. I got pissed when they did a ******-up unnecessarily censored cover of the song Year 3000 (original by Busted >.> and i love the ver by Busted) ANYWAYS BACK TO FML im sorry but 40 and listening to Camp Rock? I know its irrational but i find that creepy : / But to each his own i guess *shiver* The fact your female makes it a bit better i guess tho. Still...