he just broke his nose, which even a girly teenager could have done. OP needs to suck it up and not be a douchebag to others. YDI

#11 do you even KNOW what MMA is? Sure Everyone is crazy about it since the UFC became commercialized, but it's a LOT harder to be a fighter than everyone seems to think it is. You don't just take a few lessons and declare yourself an experienced fighter, it takes years of dedication. My proof: I took jui-jitsu (the martial art that usually does the best in UFC) for nearly 12 years (stopped because of university), got my black belt a couple years ago, entered into numerous competitions, met and participated in seminars by one of the Gracie brothers (Brazilian jui-jitsu, and UFC champion back before it became this popular), and still wouldn't consider myself MMA material (I realize I'm a female, and there's nothing really comparable to the UFC for woman as far as I'm aware).

Yay, a kickass female! Anyway, have you considered WCL? It's not really that similar to UFC, but there are probably as many women doing it as men.

hellzes to the yeahzes..nothin hotter.:P

Bitches get stitches

Good one.

Snitches get snitches? Do you possibly mean Snitches get stitches? If you're going to correct someone and be an asshole at the same time, at least spell the word correctly.

And Einstein, since you seem to be so ****** brilliant, the phrase is actually "snitches are bitches and bitches get stitches" so go eat a dick. You're probably wearing an affliction or tapout shirt right now aren't you? GO EAT A ******* DICK

poor fella's bout to get his dick bitten off...then chewed...swallowed...and successfully eaten.

We can't call it successful yet. He may choke on said dick and have to cough it back up.

Actually according to the OP it was 'a affliction'... I don't blame the OP for ripping on him though, who the **** wears a bedazzled hat?

I don't get it, you would make fun of the guy just because he's wearing MMA shirts and in fact is supporting the sport? If that's the case, then everyone with baseball shirts, basketball, football, hockey, and any other sport in existence should just set all of their sport clothes on fire, because they're all a bunch of wannabe athletes right?

@94-- I doubt irishdubr means that if you can't fight you can't talk at all, but it's stupid to make fun of someone loud enough so they can hear it, and then whine about how his life is an FML now. If he can't stand his ground when the person he's making fun gets mad, then he should either 1- stop making fun of people or 2- make fun of people quietly so they won't find out. And the people who are saying YDI for making fun of people? Please. As if anyone on this site hasn't made fun or someone at least once in their life. (if you can honestly say you haven't, I congratulate you)

wouldn't it have made the FML that much funnier if he called the guy a **** rather than a douche?