Health: Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put... - FML

By authorsubmit - 04/05/2012 12:49 - United States

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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The walk of shame to the gym locker

By Sahil lilaramani - 15/10/2022 12:00

Today, I was doing squats in the gym. During a set, when I squatted deep down, some poop came the fuck out, like a rocket. It was so embarrassing, and luckily there were fewer people in the gym than usual. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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Always wear camo gear

By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 00:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I took a huge shit halfway through my gym workout, one of them half-wet, messy, stuck in your butt hairs. Three rolls and an anus with the feeling of carpet burn later, I proceeded to the bench feeling strong. At the twelfth rep, I sharted, right in my brand new gray pants. FML

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Get out

By pipefitter28 - 27/12/2012 06:46 - Canada - Vernon

Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML

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By YuckyDuckyLucky - 03/06/2015 17:36 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat in my local gym. A small crowd witnessed me breaking the record as well as releasing a huge fart. FML

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By likeyourboss - 04/10/2013 16:05 - Denmark

Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML

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By wowimdumb - 30/01/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I was at a power lifting meet when a girl I really liked walked in. Trying to impress her, I increased my bench to 350, when I have only done 300 before. She then watched me drop it on my chest, breaking my breast bone, and also crying in the process. FML

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Do you even lift, bro?

By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 04:24 - United States

Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML

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By Farterella - 02/11/2016 20:30

Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML

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tothenifty 1

Friday 4 May 2012 19:16

this is great

pinkcrayola 0

Friday 4 May 2012 19:17

Well if she's into that...

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petlover7598 7

Friday 4 May 2012 20:18

You've got to remember to take your pre game dump next time.

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 4 May 2012 20:28

That's a picture I wish I'd never seen... Thanks for the flashback!

brad_killian 0

Friday 4 May 2012 20:31

Ahahahahaha too good

airborneunicorn 1

Friday 4 May 2012 20:34

big sigh...guys like this are the reason a lot of girls choose to take pilates, yoga, or zumba over a more "traditional" gym environment

Dracoboxer357 35

Friday 4 May 2012 21:51

48- I have to agree with you. For me, I went to the gym to work, not socialize nor impress anyone. Hard work impresses me, show boating doesn't. Now, I use my own home gym daily without distraction, but if I had one regret about that, it would be missing the atmosphere when I first started there and really needed the extra guidance from more experienced builders. It was helpful and encouraging. :)

sleepindogs 8

Friday 4 May 2012 20:46

I thought you were trying to impress the shit out of her???

pr1mo 0

Friday 4 May 2012 20:51

she motivated the shit out of him

Darkmagic666 9

Friday 4 May 2012 20:52

-laughing so hard- thats definantly gonna impress people(total sarcasm) anyways how about trying something less dangerous next time?

hama806 19

Friday 4 May 2012 20:56

Bahahahaha! Priceless OP. FYL and any hope of going out with the hot girl. Sorry but you should of...um...evacuated before going to the gym.

eman1972 4

Friday 4 May 2012 20:58

Shit happens!

RandomComments 6

Friday 4 May 2012 21:08

Bad Luck Brian up in here! "Tries to impress girl by lifting weights *****"

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