Health: Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put... - FML

By authorsubmit - 04/05/2012 12:49 - United States

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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The walk of shame to the gym locker

By Sahil lilaramani - 15/10/2022 12:00

Today, I was doing squats in the gym. During a set, when I squatted deep down, some poop came the fuck out, like a rocket. It was so embarrassing, and luckily there were fewer people in the gym than usual. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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Always wear camo gear

By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 00:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I took a huge shit halfway through my gym workout, one of them half-wet, messy, stuck in your butt hairs. Three rolls and an anus with the feeling of carpet burn later, I proceeded to the bench feeling strong. At the twelfth rep, I sharted, right in my brand new gray pants. FML

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Get out

By pipefitter28 - 27/12/2012 06:46 - Canada - Vernon

Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML

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By YuckyDuckyLucky - 03/06/2015 17:36 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat in my local gym. A small crowd witnessed me breaking the record as well as releasing a huge fart. FML

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By likeyourboss - 04/10/2013 16:05 - Denmark

Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML

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By wowimdumb - 30/01/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I was at a power lifting meet when a girl I really liked walked in. Trying to impress her, I increased my bench to 350, when I have only done 300 before. She then watched me drop it on my chest, breaking my breast bone, and also crying in the process. FML

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Do you even lift, bro?

By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 04:24 - United States

Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML

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By Farterella - 02/11/2016 20:30

Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML

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tothenifty 1

Friday 4 May 2012 19:16

this is great

pinkcrayola 0

Friday 4 May 2012 19:17

Well if she's into that...

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sicksadworld1317 30

Friday 4 May 2012 21:15

Hmm, instead of GTL you got GTP: Gym, Try to impress girl, Poop. Now THAT'S a Situation (albeit a shitty one).

BrysGirl27 14

Friday 4 May 2012 23:40

Hahaha just made my day!:D haha and your profile is hilarious:) haha

FireFlie07 20

Friday 4 May 2012 21:21

Lmao! Nice

mixmaster647 2

Friday 4 May 2012 21:26

Hahahaha its extra funny reading This right now that im in the gym hahahaha . Loser

MDTeddy 13

Friday 4 May 2012 21:29

Note to self: Working out doesn't make you any cooler.

JfromtheE 2

Friday 4 May 2012 21:31

Ha ha now that's funny shit.

Wildhunter16 3

Friday 4 May 2012 21:46

That's one crappy situation.

urbanimpression 6

Friday 4 May 2012 22:04

Idk anyone who is impressed by weight lifting.

calivianya 29

Saturday 5 May 2012 2:05

Agreed. A little's okay, but I feel like people who lift weights for hours must have absolutely nothing else going for them but their muscles, and that's a sad, sad thing.

jonfin78 5

Friday 4 May 2012 22:08

I bet she threw herself at you after that

KitaBrah 0

Friday 4 May 2012 22:09

I definitely just added this FML to my favorites! LMFAO

Realreynolds19 0

Friday 4 May 2012 22:10

Sounds.. Disgusting. Why would you share this? Aren't you misarable enough already?

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