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By JohnFarrell - 24/04/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2010 05:30 - United States

Today, I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confused, I turn around to see some guy with a horrified look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his girlfriend. Then I saw his girlfriend standing behind him, giving me the evil eye. FML

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By knobbed - 27/01/2014 23:09 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I got a black eye while trying to break up a fight caused by some complete bastard making a "yo momma" joke at the funeral of my best friend's mother. FML

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By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 05:04 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's house to give him some moral support as he came out of the closet to his family. I left with a black eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2022 20:00 - Canada - Saint-jérôme

Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML

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By MyFaceHurts - 03/08/2010 10:40 - United States

Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML

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By ThatHurts - 14/11/2011 00:11 - Canada

Today, I have two black eyes. The first one I got from the girl whose ass I mistakenly grabbed at a party last night. The other one I got from my girlfriend when I explained the first one. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By Clumsy - 08/09/2016 12:06 - United States - Millville

Today, I was working out with the guy I like when he spilled his water bottle. I went to clean up the spill, bashed my face into the weight bar, which broke my nose. FML

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Friday 24 April 2009 23:19

There is no such thing as a "man ass slap". Its called the "gay ass slap".

schnoid 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:18

you shouldn't be giving any guy a butt slap.

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iamSTEVE 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 0:13

Only gay if you slapped butthole. (AKA, between the cheeks).

ThatsAli3 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 0:16

This happened to me too! Only I'm a girl, and the guy said he thought i was his girlfriend.... It's possible, i guess. I didn't give him a black eye though... = )

Bryan_Z 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 0:18

its clearly a joke, and he clearly overreacted.

bgdaddy1711 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 0:18

what is it with these people?? who smacks someone on the ass without being sure? and how do so many people on here make this mistake its not that hard really

neverland_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 0:23

"Man ass slap?" Holy ****, no wonder men are homophobic and cocky--you probably think everyone is hitting on you becuase all your friends punch you in the ass. When did ass-grabbing become cool? When was that a sigh of masculinity? Men are so stupid.