By JohnFarrell - 24/04/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 526
You deserved it 66 025

Same thing different taste

Top comments

There is no such thing as a "man ass slap". Its called the "gay ass slap".

you shouldn't be giving any guy a butt slap.

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I think he deserves it for feeling like he had to specify "man ass slap.' As opposed to a "female ass slap" "animal ass slap" or my personal favorite "jackass slap"

You cant fool us. Its pretty obvious that you just wanted to grab some stranger's ass.

#32 :) haha. andd this is funny, I guess that's what you get when you slap someones ass that doesn't really belong to you :D

KeithHarris 0

I think your Gaydar was malfunctioning. Don't worry, I'm sure it happens to alot of gay dudes.

eeee93757 0

You're probably one of those dbags who think you're the shit because you play sports, and you can't leave people questioning how big and manly and impressive and cool you are, so you slap each other on the asses. I'm glad this backfired on you, maybe you ****** slappers will start realizing how queer you look touching each others asses.

palmtrees 1

How many FMLs like this do people have to read before they start double-checking that people are actually who they think they are before they grab/slap/kick/hug/whatever them??

I sort of had a similar experience to this once...I must have been about 6 or 7, and I was at the zoo. A man was standing with one of his feet up on this rock so that he could tie his shoe. Thinking it was my dad, I ran up behind him and slapped him right on the ass. Turns out it wasn't my dad. I was just a little kid so the guy didn't hit me or anything, but god was it embarassing...So I can kind of sympathize with you. But it's still kind of a YDI for specifing that it was a "man ass slap"..

patsuck 0

well why the **** would you slap a guy's ass in the first place, what are you, queer?

#4 hahaha, I clicked on this fml knowing exactly what I was going to write, but you have written exactly the same thing as what I thought! Nice work!

outlaw24 0

ass slapping not during a sports game = gay,nasty, etc.