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By PhailedMidterm - 12/03/2013 19:03 - United States - Mattapan

Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML

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By weliveanddie14 - 07/05/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML

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Getting some action

By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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By AnonymousQuagga - 07/02/2014 03:07 - United States - Flower Mound

Today, I was at the library, working with some classmates on our major semester project. I accidentally killed power to the row of computers by me. I've never had so many enraged faces looking at me before. FML

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Freakout

By LoLWut?? nd Why?? - 16/04/2013 04:01 - United States

Today, I went to a library to return a book that I've had for years. After a heated discussion with the librarian, not only did she charge me over a hundred dollars for the book, she also called the cops to escort me out. FML

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Just a prank, bro!

By fail - 16/02/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML

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Where's the justice?

By Skazzy3 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, I got banned from my school library after I ran after a guy who stole my bag. FML

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What hell, lady?

By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 08:00

Today, my friend wasn't responding to my whispers in the library, so I walked over and very slightly moved his chair. At that exact moment, the librarian walked in. Regardless of our efforts to tell her anything, she got us banned from the library. FML

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Quiet!

By faaail - 24/03/2015 16:51 - Ireland - Cork

Today, while studying for a big test at the library, some idiots started playing hide-and-seek. After putting up with their snorting and giggling for nearly an hour, I finally lost my shit and told them to knock it off. I then got kicked out for causing a disturbance. FML

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By NoUsernamHere - 03/06/2015 13:25 - United States

Today, I was working on a project in my school's library when a group of teenagers came in and began talking and laughing and being loud. When I asked them to please quiet down, the librarian asked me to leave for being too loud. FML

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Run run run

By Chiong - 26/02/2022 12:00

Today, I rushed from work so I could get to the library to return a book that was due. The library closes at 7:00 p.m. I arrived at 6:56, huffing and puffing. The lady saw me, slammed the door in my face, and locked it. I now have to pay a late fee for 4 minutes. FML

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SixthSinEnvy 39

Tuesday 12 March 2013 23:31

You were using a Mac in a PC zone weren't you?

enormouselephant 15

Tuesday 12 March 2013 23:28

That's ridiculous, sorry OP!

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SammiixSue 13

Wednesday 13 March 2013 4:38

Are you kidding me? That's bullshit! I'd be ******* pissed.

crazytwinsmom 25

Wednesday 13 March 2013 7:02

Phucking pissed

Schiffy 18

Wednesday 13 March 2013 4:45

Seriously, everyone's automatically assuming he was looking at **** and not the fact that the library was being stupid? Yeah, ok......

geekpower_fml 28

Wednesday 13 March 2013 4:46

Misread as Free Pubic Wi-Fi, didn't you?

Dcm210 19

Wednesday 13 March 2013 5:07

Can you use it while in the parking lot?

mermaidOFtheSEA 8

Wednesday 13 March 2013 5:18

ever ruuuuuude !!

cblock94 7

Wednesday 13 March 2013 5:21

First World Problems. Sorry OP

whatwhyhoo 10

Wednesday 13 March 2013 5:40

Maybe you broke their terms of use. I bet you broke some rule. 'Free' doesn't mean you can do anything you want.

xTrepidation 14

Wednesday 13 March 2013 5:41

Maybe you have to have a library card to use it? I know a few libraries that go around checking everyone has one.

Ksweety_fml 27

Wednesday 13 March 2013 6:47

THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!! They hatin'!!!!

tararochelle 18

Wednesday 13 March 2013 8:46

No **** at the public library, op!!

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