Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under...

By 4yrldkicker - 29/07/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 06:44

Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML

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By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By Idiot - 26/05/2019 02:00

Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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Shouldn't have worn a thong...

By Shouldn'taWornaThong - 10/02/2018 07:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML

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By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

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By gengiskarn69 - 12/03/2012 14:55 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By BaWanda - 30/06/2014 23:39 - United States - San Diego

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

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englishmuffin 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:18

wow horrible luck though i don't know if i'd kick things just out of instinct

tikimuppet 11

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:19

I would probably have done a similar thing

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parabola 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:23

he probally wanted some action

thelatviandobby 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 23:08

thelatviandobby 0

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ohnoyouDINT 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:23

neither FYL nor YDI. Just plain good entertainment.

_whatever_77 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:24

I don't blame you. People need to watch their own damn children... especially in public!

curryndricegirll 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 3:50

obviously his mother was changing. how is she supposed to watch him? but yeah, still not your fault OP. that's just awful though. i can't say i would've done anything different. except i probably would've stepped on his hand instead of kicking him in the face...oh, and covered up first

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 3:58

Most mothers I know of take their children (that young) into the room with them instead of leaving them to wander ALONE IN A MALL... The whole "stay next to this door" doesn't work with a four year old, their attention spans are usually null and void. But, if he didn't know where his mother was... obviously he was on his own. Or, with his father, but if that's the case I doubt he'd be peeking under doors and instead would ask daddy. BAD MOM. What 92 said. And your instinct is fine, what 88 said.

adorepink86 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:02

Completely agreed. Why did the mother let her child wander by himself? If you choose to take your young child shopping with you I think you should at least have them stay by you in the dressing room. Mothers fault not yours.

fmh123 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:25

lol poor kid

cactus_fml 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:27

I don't blame you. I probably would have been like "WTF WHO'S FACE IS THAT?!" and kicked him too. Atleast since you were half dressed you probably didn't have shoes on.