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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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What are you doing?

By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

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That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

By JustAJokeMan - 03/03/2023 06:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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On Target, almost

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 06:00

Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By Sam - 09/03/2019 14:00

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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By littelace - 19/02/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

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By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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Shadic 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:47

You moronic bitch.

lexiBRo 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:47

you my friend are an idiot and deserve it...I understand not recognizing him from a distance but by the time you were close enough to slap him..it should have clicked that this guy looked a little different

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pinkdumbledore 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:12

Today, I was talking to a really nice, smart, funny girl in the mall. I started to really like her and she was about to give me her number when a random bitch walked up and slapped me for cheating on her. The girl I was talking to left without speaking to me. FML.

spillproof 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 9:23

HOW DARE YOU LOOK AT ANOTHER MAN!

dana_mulder1995 0

Friday 31 July 2009 9:06

i'm sorry, i think its an honest mistake. and i also think that its a waste of everyone's time to comment on how "stupid" and "psycho" the person who put this on here is. we all make mistakes, so get over it.

roughheart 0

Monday 24 August 2009 5:39

lol that sucks. you shud tell ur boyfriend this story lollll i love it

JakobKain 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 2:52

I bet you didn't know some guys (me) can appreciate a girl for friendship, and not just for a relationship. Don't date people until your paranoia issues have been resolved..

dclover 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 0:34

wow that poor sucker....id hate to b slapped 4 nothing!

XxHU4LxX 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 10:00

I hope to god that you never reproduce, because you're a stupid, jealous bitch, and any guy that ends up with you will probably be equally, or even more stupid, and I'd really hate to see those kids.

wellthatsucksss 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 0:16

HAHAHAAH, that's actually hilarious. poor guy must have been so bewildered.. what did the girl do? :D

lulujay 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 12:58

I punched a guy in the arm once thinking he was one of my friend but then he turned around to look at me and I saw that it wasn't lol thankfully when I explained he just laughed it off