Love: Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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What are you doing?

By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

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That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

By JustAJokeMan - 03/03/2023 06:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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On Target, almost

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 06:00

Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By Sam - 09/03/2019 14:00

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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By littelace - 19/02/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

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By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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Shadic 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:47

You moronic bitch.

lexiBRo 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:47

you my friend are an idiot and deserve it...I understand not recognizing him from a distance but by the time you were close enough to slap him..it should have clicked that this guy looked a little different

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dolfan1993 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 19:24

What a stupid...oh wait, it's new york

oldskoolman85 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 19:40

This is why women shouldn't be let out of their cages.

lovestinks456 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 20:18

you should of checked to make sure he was your bf first.

Ihazahat 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 21:09

she shouldn't have hit him regardless you moron :/

Booth0003 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 21:41

Ok Shouldn't You Know Your Own Boyfriend?

Clarity 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:11

People like 89 *shouldn't* be allowed to breed

zolitical 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:24

I agree to that. On another note: Bitch alert.

nprugby11 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 23:20

Way to go bitch, now go make that man a sandwich and tell your boyfriend that you're an over-reactive psycho and see how long your relationship lasts, I give it 5 seconds.

balanceMMX 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 6:23

your comment was full of win, methinks!

sedthsret 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:10

OP is a dumb bitch for not even recognizing her boyfriend.

Snommelp 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:08

Note to self: do not leave home without a female friend who is willing to beat the living shit out of someone. You may wind up running into some crazy woman who thinks you're her boyfriend and that it's okay to take advantage of our society's double standard and slap you in the face. Also, buy coffee. Mm, coffee... Seriously, any other guys here starting to get nervous about going out in public? I'd rather not get attacked over a misunderstanding, thank you.

cooorah 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 4:49

What mature behavior. Even if it was your boyfriend, why be the psycho girlfriend? Why not just end things with him instead of going up and slapping him in the face? That makes you look like the crazy bitch that he will forever talk shit about to his friends. Don't assume things. Like #173 said, if it had been your boyfriend, he could have been there to look for something for you, but needed advice.

guttural 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 5:41

You deserve it so hard. You don't hit people anyway. Whether or not it's your boyfriend, you shouldn't hit him. Even if it was, what if that was family he was with?