Love: Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

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That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

By JustAJokeMan - 03/03/2023 06:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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On Target, almost

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 06:00

Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By Sam - 09/03/2019 14:00

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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By littelace - 19/02/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

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By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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Shadic 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:47

You moronic bitch.

lexiBRo 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:47

you my friend are an idiot and deserve it...I understand not recognizing him from a distance but by the time you were close enough to slap him..it should have clicked that this guy looked a little different

Comments

livyyyy 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 21:20

ok I thought bout it YDI!!! what if it was ur bf an he was buyin u something an she was helpin him pick it out? what if she was his cousin...or sister?

ZielZone 4

Tuesday 23 August 2011 17:56

idiot

Dys7 3

Monday 10 October 2011 23:23

I don't get bitches like this. Just because you have a girlfriend means your not allowed to have other girl friends? That's not love, its jealousy and mistrust.

MaryPoppins88 14

Wednesday 14 December 2011 15:28

Bahaha nice one loser

nocheforever 6

Monday 9 January 2012 17:20

wow.. i feel bad for the guy... she just ruined his day.

DarkFirefly206 9

Thursday 12 January 2012 6:22

I'm sorry dear, I think people don't understand =/ It can be really hard to tell sometimes, and by the time you would be close enough to tell, you'd be too angry to think about it. At least it wasn't him, though!

omgitsmeaja 3

Saturday 17 March 2012 6:18

You should have kept it going.. " you jerk! This is how you repay me? For all that I've done! How can you do this to me?...to US!?? And our baby!!" *then storm off and knock stuff over*

ImTheAlpha 30

Friday 23 March 2012 16:27

Døn't assume, bitch. It just makes an ass out of you.

FunSized88 10

Thursday 12 April 2012 20:19

That's EMBARRASING!

Migole 36

Thursday 12 July 2012 0:39

1. YDI for not recognizing your own boyfriend by the time you were right in front of him 2. YDI for assuming he was cheating on you. Maybe he wanted to get you something nice and was asking his sister/cousing/friend for advice? Girls like you make me ashamed of my gender -.-

Migole 36

Thursday 12 July 2012 0:42

P.S. I can already see the FML: "Today a random girl came up to me and slapped me, calling me a cheating bastard. My girlfriend won't believe me I don't know her. Now I'm single. FML"