Love: Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

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That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

By JustAJokeMan - 03/03/2023 06:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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On Target, almost

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 06:00

Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By Sam - 09/03/2019 14:00

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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By littelace - 19/02/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

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By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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Shadic 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:47

You moronic bitch.

lexiBRo 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:47

you my friend are an idiot and deserve it...I understand not recognizing him from a distance but by the time you were close enough to slap him..it should have clicked that this guy looked a little different

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tiges1 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:34

WAIT TILL HE TURNS AROUND TO SEE IF ITS HIM STUPID AND GET SOME GLASSES!

mike28_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:05

Looks like it was his JOB!! Duh..

mike28_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:17

If he's IN the magazine, its his JOB to be smiling and laughing with other models..bitch.

pikachu_01 0

Monday 27 July 2009 7:00

Wtf are you talking about?

laxgirl16202 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:06

Hahahhahahha that's halarious

isnt_it_ironic 0

Monday 27 July 2009 13:30

you are honestly that much of an imbecile that you would slap somebody? and in public? YOU. DESERVE. IT.

spikeyhair4me 0

Monday 27 July 2009 14:16

YDI. I would have slapped you right back. Besides, there is no lower form of disrespect from a woman to her partner. What happens if he was there with some one else, shopping for stuff for you? You shouldn't assume.

efwiz 0

Monday 27 July 2009 17:56

This sounds more like the boyfriend should have written it: "Today I was in Victoria's Secret talking to my girlfriend, when this random girl came up and slapped me. Apparently she mistook me for her boyfriend. FML." YDI, slapping random people out of nowhere. Are you always this reactionary?

rockport112 0

Monday 27 July 2009 18:41

YDI for not knowing what your boyfriend looks like.

Lonely4 0

Monday 27 July 2009 18:53

Wow -- have you always been such a bitch? And a blind one at that! Or maybe you are just this pathetically and publicly dramatic? I hope that if you told your real boyfriend this story, he dumped your sorry ass on the spot before you really turn psycho!