Love: Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

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That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

By JustAJokeMan - 03/03/2023 06:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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On Target, almost

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 06:00

Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By Sam - 09/03/2019 14:00

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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By littelace - 19/02/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

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By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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Shadic 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:47

You moronic bitch.

lexiBRo 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:47

you my friend are an idiot and deserve it...I understand not recognizing him from a distance but by the time you were close enough to slap him..it should have clicked that this guy looked a little different

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Cool_Energy 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 5:46

OP-Low self esteem much? Your so positive your Boyfriend is cheating on you that when the possibility arrises you assume he is? Like how low do you hold your self? That every chance your boyfriend gets he wants to be with someone else? Seriously... Assume makes an Ass out of u and me

balanceMMX 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 6:21

too bad he didn't have a tazer to zap yo ass

f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 7:35

Huh, now imagine how f*cked you would be if the genders were reversed... A lawsuit, AND total embarrassment. YDI, you're an idiot for thinking that violence is the answer. (Okay, in some cases MAYBE it is, but that would be an EXTREME situation. One that you were not in.) And what if he wasn't even cheating on you! You just don't think at all! Seriously, I pity your boyfriend. I hope for his sake your relationship ends soon.

jewelzgalore 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 8:06

next time get a good look at a person before slapping them

ViceVirtuoso 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 8:08

Hopefully he slapped you right back.

_tanned 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:56

now THAT'S embarrassing.

mjmnkl15 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:47

ur pretty lucky because I would have punched u in the face

harahune 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 22:11

God you're ******* stupid. Ever hear of boyfriends getting their sisters or cousins to help pick out a present for their girlfriend? Or asking the sales woman what to buy? I hope you get sued.

Rainbowarrior_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 22:56

Good thing you care enough about your boyfriend to know what he looks like. YDI for not realizing a complete stranger wasn't someone you entered a committed relationship with.