Intimacy: Today, I was at the mall with my friends, when a creepy man sat...

By ewww - 25/03/2011 17:31 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friends, when a creepy man sat at the table next to us, and started rubbing his crotch, his gaze never leaving my feet. FML

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By gymgirl - 17/12/2013 23:48 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML

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By Nicole - 20/02/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

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By pokeballbra - 17/10/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with, "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML

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It's not what you think

By Redfaced - 15/05/2013 16:54 - United Kingdom - Walsall

Today, I was sitting next to an attractive man. Much to my surprise, he started stroking his foot against mine. I was happy at the flirting, because I've been attracted to him forever, so I played along. That's when he stood up and explained he was trying to stretch out a cramp. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 01:20 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a coffee shop when the weird guy who had been pacing the store talking to himself approached our table. He looked at me, and in all seriousness, said, "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your butt crack is showing." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2017 22:00

Today, as I was at Starbucks writing a paper, a man came and sat next to me. He started staring at me, then I noticed his hands were down his pants. It was noticeable that he was masturbating, so I went to tell a worker. They just said, "He's a regular" and didn't do anything about it. FML

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Unflattered

By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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Friday 25 March 2011 22:41

Well its better than having him rub his crotch on your feet

PJATOSROCKS09 0

Friday 25 March 2011 22:28

That's just...o.O

Comments

MyMuse7 0

Friday 25 March 2011 22:41

you should've said, really loudly, you had really bad fungus - but he might have enjoyed the toe jam mindgasm.

ladii_line_em_up 5

Friday 25 March 2011 22:42

ewwwwwwwwwwww

maa_rico 4

Friday 25 March 2011 23:33

dude wtf??? nasty.

sarapsosis 1

Saturday 26 March 2011 8:16

I think I just gagged in my mouth a little

sarapsosis 1

Saturday 26 March 2011 8:18

I mean puked*

X_o_X_ocutie 0

Friday 25 March 2011 22:42

u must have Hot feet that's happened to me before except the guy was staring at my legs and/or butt

zombiekitten87 12

Friday 25 March 2011 22:43

well you could have, Idunno, moved.

smellgoodinc 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 6:23

agree!

yourlifeisbetter_fml 0

Friday 25 March 2011 22:44

cover up your feet! you obviously show too much skin

slightlypyro1996 4

Saturday 26 March 2011 0:59

so now wearing flip-flops makes you a ****?

kittylady666 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 1:55

apparently it does! :D I guess that's why some people call them "thongs"

kittykat1497 7

Saturday 26 March 2011 1:58

it was a joke smh -.-

sportyfreaK15 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 4:04

Ikr ?!?

jorrrk 0

Friday 25 March 2011 22:52

ya prolly got sexy feet lol and he was showing his appreciation

zero1469 0

Friday 25 March 2011 22:52

lmao thats ****** up haha

KillTheNoise 0

Friday 25 March 2011 22:52

Awesome shirt, I have the same one!

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 25 March 2011 22:54

This is sickening. My sister has been through similar situations.

perdix 29

Friday 25 March 2011 22:54

Put on some shoes, you dirty exhibitionist. I'm assuming you were at the food court since that'd about the only place in the mall where people sit at separate tables. No shoes, no shirt, no service, Miss Sexy Feet!

Coldinside 12

Saturday 26 March 2011 1:59

You posts make me lol everytime.

Coldinside 12

Saturday 26 March 2011 2:01

*Your. Also, this would be even weirder/funnier if it turns out the OP is a guy.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Saturday 26 March 2011 11:08

so I can walk in w/o pants :D

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 25 March 2011 22:54

This is sickening. My sister has been through similar situations.

kinga08 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 4:40

Yes, at least he was just rubbing his crotch and not jerking off. Come to NYC and ride a subway here. I've had a bum jerk off underneath a large jacket while he was glaring at me. It was winter time, so I was not showing anything. A few other women I know have experienced similar situations, some have even been groped. Best thing to do is just get up and walk away.