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By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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TW: Gross

By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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Always check before

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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You must be ******** me

By MyLyfeSux - 25/09/2009 22:09 - United States

Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was in a bathroom stall and someone had left their dirty tampon rolled up in toilet paper on the top of the paper dispenser. I felt obligated to dispose of it, so the next person didn't think I left it, because there was a line for the stalls. Fuck you, asshole. FML

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Erindub 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:19

How do you not realize this before you sit down

jayftw246 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:05

glory hole

Comments

alex1432 9

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:31

this is fake because girls don't poop. it's a known fact

Cheyenne_Stone 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 4:06

your kidding right cuz if your not i feel bad for you lol

gDwane 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 5:40

Way to kill the joke by assuming tht anyone could be so dumb. Hope you're happy...

pinkballoon 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:52

I would have asked her to pass me some toilet paper.

sasharaee 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 2:22

lmao, this is funny. but obviously a fake, how did you not notice this "huge hole" in the wall? did you walk into the stall with your eyes shut?

blahnicholas 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 4:43

lmao!

cardnals05 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 6:00

GLORY HOLE!!!!!

Sekococo 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 6:05

same happen to me but luckily no one was there sucks for you op fyl

L4Dgirl00 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 7:22

you didn't notice when you first went into the stall?

Carbonchild 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 8:00

Not very observant are you?

cmac86 23

Thursday 14 January 2010 9:28

I ALWAYS look to make sure it's clean and has proper supplies before I go. even at home and I have the two-step, I make sure I have tp and everything. I've been known to go downstairs to get some and bring it back, even when I'm abou to bust.