Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and...

By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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TW: Gross

By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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Always check before

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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You must be ******** me

By MyLyfeSux - 25/09/2009 22:09 - United States

Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was in a bathroom stall and someone had left their dirty tampon rolled up in toilet paper on the top of the paper dispenser. I felt obligated to dispose of it, so the next person didn't think I left it, because there was a line for the stalls. Fuck you, asshole. FML

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Erindub 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:19

How do you not realize this before you sit down

jayftw246 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:05

glory hole

Comments

me5 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 17:11

We just hired her as the new toilet paper provider. It is warm and personal service!

Isamermaid 17

Wednesday 13 January 2010 17:19

This is why I walk back and forth inspecting each stall before I make my decision. I say YDI because you said "butt." If you're going to get specific and name body parts then name them all. Unless you weren't planning on wiping your pee-hole.

sebastian97 6

Friday 7 September 2012 6:52

Shut the **** up and get back to the kitchen

ayamefan13 16

Wednesday 13 January 2010 17:45

one of the few FMLs that I actually laughed at. XD

EV34 6

Wednesday 13 January 2010 17:45

lmao dats hillarious

pjfromok 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 18:37

Awesome!!! If the setting were in a guys bathroom and the PO a male. I could so see the PO doing a Cornholio impression!! ((looking through the hole)) "...are you threatning me, I need TP for my bung-hole"

IonaDavina 0

Friday 15 January 2010 20:57

PO? I could swear the abbreviation is "OP" as in "Original Post/Poster"

blastvortex 3

Wednesday 13 January 2010 19:22

Say cheeeeeeeeese!!! xD Of course, the worst part - potentially - was when you had to use your hand to clean up. Ouch. Well, at least that's softer than the paper towels. FYL.

Jen_J_the_J 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 19:50

kinky ;) lol

yourefreakindumb 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:51

OMG YOURE LIFE IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!

Igor_g5 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:54

She wasn't waving. She wanted your pussy.

Neferria 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 21:02

It took you that long to notice a huge hole in the wall? You go into the bathroom to do your business, which takes approximately thirty seconds. And in that entire time, you didn't see it? I call this one fake, or you're just really unaware of your surroundings.