Shopping and Awkward: Today, I was at the Salvation Army when I saw a wheelchair in...

By imok - 07/10/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was at the Salvation Army when I saw a wheelchair in the miscellaneous aisle. I thought it would be fun to ride around in it. As I was wheeling it back to where I found it, I made it back just as it's owner was hobbling out of the dressing room. FML

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By t2t2sync - 03/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, while leaving work, I noticed a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind, I grabbed the handles and began to push her. A few moments later, the front wheels caught on something and I ended up dumping her onto the ground. Now my coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML

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By meantowheels - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2016 20:08 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML

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By sadsadboy - 07/09/2015 21:20 - Peru

Today, I went to a bar which has two stories. I was on the top floor and then went downstairs. As I was going down, I recognised a boy in a wheelchair and his friends trying to get him up. I helped and took the wheelchair. One of his friends decided it would be a good moment to steal my wallet. FML

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By nickcedola40 - 04/04/2013 00:24 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, I was on a scavenger hunt. One of the things on the list was to ask a stranger to marry them. I saw an old lady in a wheel chair; I tried to make her day by asking her to marry me. She declined and attempted to run me over with her wheel chair. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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By hated - 26/03/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I was leading a wheelchair fundraiser to raise money to make public areas wheelchair accessible. I had several guest speakers, all of which were confined to wheelchairs. About ten minutes after the fundraiser was supposed to begin, I realized that the stage was wheelchair incompatible. FML

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By Prometheus - 24/03/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, a co-worker and I walked out of our office at the same time. He got in his car, which was parked right out front. I asked him what I had to do to get a sweet parking spot like that. He rolled up his pant leg and show me his prosthesis. He was in the handicapped spot. FML

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By Zyopy - 18/12/2015 08:33 - Australia - Hampton

Today, I didn't secure my friend's wheelchair well enough to my car roof before giving him a ride. It flew off mid-drive and we still haven't found it. FML

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By william - 22/01/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

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timewarpist 1

Wednesday 7 October 2009 23:09

I doubt it would be in that aisle just for fun.

jessxoxo28 5

Wednesday 7 October 2009 23:32

wow... ur a dumbass dude u need to grow up

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jessxoxo28 5

Wednesday 7 October 2009 23:32

wow... ur a dumbass dude u need to grow up

cerebellum_fml 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 23:33

its a girl

waterynuggets 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 3:08

We're all dudes, hey!

theblazian 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 5:34

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude... WE'RE ALL DUDES! Oh Kel Mitchell.....

AaliyahMorgan143 5

Sunday 17 June 2012 11:26

Omg I love Good Burger :D

Intoxicunt 5

Wednesday 7 October 2009 23:38

Good thing it wasn't Joe Swanson. When he got done with you, you would need a wheelchair.

plexico 3

Wednesday 7 October 2009 23:47

WIN!

n8equalsd 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 23:43

funniest fml ever

Sun_Kissed18 25

Wednesday 7 October 2009 23:47

Why would you just play around in a wheelchair....?

nuclear 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 9:03

What? Why not? Guess it doesn't appeal to everyone..

cerebellum_fml 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 23:51

Why does this remind me of the guy in wisconsin that got jail time for shooting his lawnmower.

AtoZnumbersand_ 1

Wednesday 7 October 2009 23:52

LMAO. Thank god, the first funny FML in a week :D

benshady 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 23:58

your a ****** asshole imagine if u were handicapped and somebody stole ur wheelchair.

GodsOfWrath 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 0:10

yoo gramer sux bich!! (You're obviously retarted, ass-lick).

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Thursday 7 June 2012 19:12

You're an assfuck.

kiit_fml 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 0:10

Yeah the salvation army in our town is set up so that the random things are right next to the fitting room. Had a wheelchair been there, it would be safe to assume it was there because it was for sale, not for any other reason. Most people would bring their wheelchair inside the fitting room, or have someone with them who could watch it. You didn't know, and at least you brought it back.