Well its something you two can look back at and laugh about later :D

LOL--I do not understand the physics of that mishap!

@34: I agree... I can't think of any way this would actually happen. This might be an actual FML if your wife thought you did it on purpose and then punched you or something, but it's just hilarious!

#26 - hey, jackass, i'd like to see you argue that one with merriam-webster: Main Entry: hys·ter·ics Pronunciation: -?ter-iks Function: noun plural but singular or plural in construction Date: 1721 : a fit of uncontrollable laughter or crying

One cannot burst into "hysterics". Well they can, but it doesn't tell the reader whether they were laughing or crying, only that they were doing one or the other hysterically. So depending on which one this FML is referring to, my feelings on it will vary. Please, people, be more specific when you use words you clearly do not fully understand. Given the context (it was your wife, and you fell on another, albeit older, womans boobs) my first impression is that she was upset, which would be more of an FML than her just laughing at you. If she were upset, that would mean you have some overly emotional wreck of a wife, which would be an FML. If she were laughing, that would mean she's pretty normal, and thusly NOT an FML. So please, again, learn to be specific.

that is really funny. at least your wife was able to hold back that long. i would have laughed right away and probably made you more embarrassed.

Hysteric laughter or hysteria? If she laughed, this is funny. If she started screaming and crying, then you need a divorce. :D

Do your ******* hang low do they wobble to the flo' CAN YOU TIE 'EM IN A KNOT CAN YOU TIE 'EM IN A BOW?

What kind of hysterics? Laughing or crying?

37, you're an arrogant tool.