By lafinesse - 14/05/2012 22:23

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
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ByronJess 17

Well if you didn't have a pack of Q-tips for your ears, then he was most definitely wrong.

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hharwood21 4

thats why I've nvr bought that stuff for myself. I let my mom or boyfriend do it.

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Knightchaser27 25

Poor guy that must be really embarrassing for him,unless he does self check out

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rostik 1

why does everybody think this hilarious? I would have ripped his ******* head off

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madcappd 4

He forgot another hole -- the mouth. So spit in his face and say, "I am *now*!"

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tmarty 17

Call the manager and let the guard find out how his humor goes over at the unemployment office.

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fabcade 14

I would have complained to management and gotten him written up or fired

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angelinaanimerg 7

im sorry i wanna feelbad... But its just sooo funny LMAO

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