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By lafinesse - 14/05/2012 22:23

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

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Same thing different taste

Acting kinda sus

By sailinggsoul - 02/08/2019 00:01

Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML

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By Tressa95 - 25/02/2018 18:30 - United States - Belleville

Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By tbree - 19/09/2014 22:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I was running the register at my work and this big lady pulls her wad of cash out of her bra and hands it to me. The bills she handed me were moist. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I was cashiering at a grocery store when an elderly woman came through my line buying prune juice. She then whispered to me that last time she bought it, she "blew up her toilet". FML

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By iluvjenknee - 22/01/2010 06:26 - United States

Today, at work, I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I usually try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say, "Have a nice night." What I actually said was, "Have a nice flow." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

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By NotALady - 15/12/2016 22:20

Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML

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ByronJess 17

Tuesday 15 May 2012 1:43

Well if you didn't have a pack of Q-tips for your ears, then he was most definitely wrong.

ahhdorablepeach 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 1:43

Awkward...

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cornielious 1

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:45

Aaaaahhahahahahah!

stehsha24 9

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:46

Hahahah he's awesome!

ThermiteKitten 8

Tuesday 15 May 2012 3:04

I have to admit, that was witty. Take it in stride: it's a hilarious story.

soldiat_fml 17

Tuesday 15 May 2012 3:08

He missed the ears. Now if you had been buying a package of q-tips as well...

chels1994 11

Tuesday 15 May 2012 3:10

I find that hilarious although it would be extremely unnecessary and embarrassing.

redsfan 4

Tuesday 15 May 2012 3:12

Fuh Q?

Dracoboxer357 35

Tuesday 15 May 2012 3:16

Op, the security guard actually said that to you And kept his job? As amusing as I found the commentary, that's still a bit of a line-crosser, wouldn't you say? Wow, let's hear it for polite and tactful strangers everywhere. :)

tehdarkness 21

Tuesday 15 May 2012 3:17

He should get in trouble for that... Some people would be really offended...

Snafuusmc 12

Tuesday 15 May 2012 3:18

That's hot.

midnight21 8

Tuesday 15 May 2012 3:19

Why do men assume that just because girls buy tampons that they are on their periods? Girls, most of the time, make sure that they have the supplies that they need before hand. Guys, think before you speak about a bodily function that you yourselves do not participate in.