By lafinesse - 14/05/2012 22:23

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
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ByronJess 17

Well if you didn't have a pack of Q-tips for your ears, then he was most definitely wrong.

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harof1c 0

You should have bitched slapped him, and why would he assume your ass is bleeding, just wondering?

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Legendslayer222 26

I don't see any part of the fml that implies this.

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Zachthejoker 10

When did they start putting security guards next to the cashiers?

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Shrike 23

Ever since the USA stopped being the only country in the entire world. Way to reinforce the stereotype your country has for cultural ignorance. :/

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madcappd 4

So if anything ever sounds out of the ordinary, we're just supposed to automatically assume it's ccmmon in other countries? That's asking a bit much. How are we supposed to know without having been there ourselves?

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KiddNYC1O 20

"I'll be damned, a rent-a-cop." Shut them right up.

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DollyDope 17

And then you proceeded to throw your used tampon in the guards face :D

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theamazingone_12 7

Hahaha ohhh sh** this is one of those fmls that make you go wtf and wonder if anyone thinks about you like that!!!!

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ewall22 0

That would suck. Probably like a pedophile cop though

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bpeacelove 4

It would have been even better if he had offered you some midol and asprin :-) it could have been a nicer gesture.

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