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By karmafails - 01/05/2012 16:17 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML

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By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By ms98 - 05/08/2014 04:52 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML

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By Lucas79 - 08/10/2011 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By college will be fun they said - 15/09/2017 19:30 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I was running late to class and slipped down a staircase. Not only did nobody help me, but when I got up I noticed an old man staring at my ass. FML

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By notgoodwitholdpeople - 23/05/2014 16:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML

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By undineA - 18/02/2014 20:16 - Greece - Thessaloniki

Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML

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By fuckit - 23/07/2016 06:52 - United States - American Fork

Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML

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By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 17:38 - United States - Monroe

Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML

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Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:33

I swear the younger generation has less respect these days. Either that, or I was completely ignorant in my teens.

pokefan813 16

Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:43

Just because some kids of that age are disrespectful little *****, doesn't mean we all are. It bothers me that we are generalized as the "bad generation" just because some kid's parents didn't discipline them right.

Comments

GothInside 6

Wednesday 2 May 2012 2:26

U should got up, chased him down & gave him a shot to the sack his future grandkids woulda felt!!! What a douchebag!!!

chitown23 4

Wednesday 2 May 2012 2:31

How do u let the pimply cockmunch get away after doing something like that

eatsleepjb 8

Wednesday 2 May 2012 2:31

Cockmunch? Never heard that one before

fsamslife92 8

Wednesday 2 May 2012 6:02

"laughing his balls off" seemed a bit more obscure to me.

ItsTaylorGang 0

Wednesday 2 May 2012 2:43

Hahah I agree with you

perdix 29

Wednesday 2 May 2012 2:50

I'll bet the old lady thought your tumble was funny as hell. Pimply cockmunches have a knack for entertaining the elderly and the feeble. Why do you think Carrot Top has a career?

cetlawizard 15

Wednesday 2 May 2012 3:13

I'd have crawled after that tool, tripped them...punched him in the balls & then rofl @his dumbass! Lol

DespairFaction 11

Wednesday 2 May 2012 3:13

I would have jumped up and ran after his ass. Then take him home and tell his mom.

cetlawizard 15

Wednesday 2 May 2012 3:15

I'd have crawled after that pimply cockmunch, pulled them off their feet, then punched him in his balls & ended by rofl!

SSGDE6USArmy 0

Wednesday 2 May 2012 3:26

That OP is assult, contact the police and press charges and get a lawyer and sue the shit outta him, bet his punk ass would think twice before doing that again !!!!!!!!!