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By karmafails - 01/05/2012 16:17 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML

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By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By ms98 - 05/08/2014 04:52 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML

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By Lucas79 - 08/10/2011 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By college will be fun they said - 15/09/2017 19:30 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I was running late to class and slipped down a staircase. Not only did nobody help me, but when I got up I noticed an old man staring at my ass. FML

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The road to hell

By notgoodwitholdpeople - 23/05/2014 16:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML

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By undineA - 18/02/2014 20:16 - Greece - Thessaloniki

Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML

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By fuckit - 23/07/2016 06:52 - United States - American Fork

Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML

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Sorry

By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 17:38 - United States - Monroe

Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML

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Discombobulated9 12

Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:33

I swear the younger generation has less respect these days. Either that, or I was completely ignorant in my teens.

pokefan813 16

Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:43

Just because some kids of that age are disrespectful little *****, doesn't mean we all are. It bothers me that we are generalized as the "bad generation" just because some kid's parents didn't discipline them right.

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gt25 3

Wednesday 2 May 2012 6:07

Hey...teen here, on behalf of all the retarded douche teens out there, I am sorry. That is all :D

Mossadchick 5

Wednesday 2 May 2012 6:34

Such descriptive language, Me Gusta.

linkinpark98 23

Wednesday 2 May 2012 6:42

Okay, why does everyone pick on "itskaylabitch"? If you really didn't care, you'd go on with your day. Just move on people!

Calyx_fml 21

Wednesday 2 May 2012 7:08

As soon as I read "ran over to help" I knew it wasn't going to end well. Children, what is the lesson of the day?

UnholyAlpaka12 12

Wednesday 2 May 2012 7:09

Best comment ever

PYLrulz 17

Wednesday 2 May 2012 7:18

I'll only vote YDI if you didn't beat the shit outta him

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 2 May 2012 7:57

Then OP would be arrested for assulting a minor if he beats the literal shit out of him.

tittieattack 4

Wednesday 2 May 2012 7:21

People who trash on this generation forget the ones who raised them. However, that is quite terrible on what happened.

Trisha_aus 15

Wednesday 2 May 2012 7:32

I notice that kaylabitch's comments get thumbed down often...is it because she has 'bitch' in her username?! The girl is 13 give her a '*******' break! All these kids know is '**** off' or 'YOLO' shit...ignore n move on