Kids: Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere.... - FML

By bsaucedo - 28/07/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee, thinking he was Mr. Macho, flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out and ended up screaming and pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids and their families. FML

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bsaucedo 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 9:19

who says my tank top was low cut and my cleavage was showing ? my shirt doesnt need to be low cut for a bee to fly in. so you deserve to be run over :)

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Arcterion 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 12:27

Lucky kids. :P FYL though.

bonestructure 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 12:28

hahaha, a bee being mr.macho,

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MaddenedHatter 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 16:37

Ouch. That's happened to me before, only it was on the side of the Trans-Canada highway when my parents stopped to give my dog a break on our road trip. I flashed all the cars passing by. FYL+FML.

shaPOW 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 17:40

If you have boobs, why would you wear a tank top without a bra? Unless by "flashing" you mean "kids saw my bra"...

mohit88 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 18:29

Wish I was there LOL

Dead_Kitty 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 20:14

i wish i was there!

Horton_fml 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 0:41

YDI for calling a bee "Mr. Macho"

thecoralreef731 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:52

nice

mopho 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:55

boobees FTW

Honda288 2

Thursday 30 July 2009 6:33

Damn lucky kids I have to get out more haha but pics would be nice:)

cherry_blossom 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 7:37

That bee is a douche bag! He didn't even buy you dinner! =P

Guitarist45 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 8:12

"one brave bee, thinking he was mr. macho," kinda killed it. ur a spaz

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