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By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 02:58 - United States

Today, I was at Walmart and I asked a guy working there where the scrapbooking stuff was. He led me to the aisle where it was and then said, "By the way, I don't work here." FML

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By YEEYEE517 - 03/09/2019 22:00

Today, working in retail, I noticed a customer looking for an item, so I walked up to them and asked, "Is there something I can help you find?" He replied, "Did I ask for your fucking help?" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, I was at Wal-Mart where all the aisles had been moved. An elderly woman asked me where the pet products were, so I told her that I didn't know, but showed her where they could be. An hour later, she came back with security. She'd told them I'd purposefully gotten her lost. They threw me out. FML

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By oh god. - 14/05/2014 23:16 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, while at work, I asked an older customer how he was doing. He told me that he'd just lost his wife. I gave my condolences before he clarified that his wife was not dead, but was lost in Walmart. FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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By iwillcutyou - 06/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML

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By apparentlytoougly - 27/03/2013 07:29 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, a customer came up to me and asked if I knew where the make-up aisle was. I pointed him in the right direction but he just gasped and said, "Oh so you DO know where it is!" and walked away, roaring with laughter. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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By booksandshadows - 04/03/2014 09:06 - United States - San Diego

Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 09:07 - United States - Atwater

Today, a shopper approached me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignored his comment, until he got so upset that he wanted to speak to my manager. It would have been understandable if I actually worked there. FML

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By girlsgottagotoo - 26/06/2016 20:52 - United States - Covina

Today, I passed a cashier when I came into a store. Later I passed him again as I was leaving, and he asked me if I needed help finding something because I had been in the store for a while. I told him I had been browsing upstairs, but in reality, I had been in the restroom the whole time. FML

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nickbw 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:16

why is this a "FML", the guy was just being nice...

sweetdreams20 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:03

That's a FML 4 u. I hate to see u when something actually goes wrong

Comments

EmotivE1337 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:32

How is this even close to an FML?

chloec16 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 12:24

exactly!

stewpididiot 11

Tuesday 2 November 2010 16:57

yeah!! now if he had led you to a storeroom and bashed your brains in... then FYL

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:35

I made that mistake before. I saw someone walking the aisles wearing a blue polo shirt, looking at the shelves like he worked there. Turns out he was the potato chip vender for Wal*Mart. He still pointed me to what I was looking for though.

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:44

cool story hansel

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tuesday 2 November 2010 17:09

Heh, Improv Everywhere does that on purpose. Look up "Improv Everywhere Best Buy." Strange but amusing.

christina95922 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 7:09

retard

Julietta_fml 4

Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:36

I get why its a bit embarresing, but you can also look at it this way: some guy was being really nice to you today.

Garytt 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:38

and...?

TheBarnacle 4

Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:45

why the eff is this an FML? people are getting dumber by the day and just write inappropriate stuff here.

ilovemydoodle123 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 11:45

and moderaters are just letting EVERYTHING go by:/

Garytt 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:48

the guy was just being helpful, how is this an fml?

sapphirestar 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:52

It should be fhl instead? Lol.

ohsuzykuew 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 10:04

To all of those asking, "Why is this an FML?": The poor girl was embarrassed! Yes the guy was a really nice person for showing her where the scrap-booking things were, but what if the was hot? How awkward for you, OP! However, from my side, it's pretty darn funny. 

ImaginaryFoe 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 11:59

If he was hot, it wouldn't be an FML. Attractive man goes out of his way to help you out? Life is sweet. Ugly man goes out of his way to help you out then suggestively lets you know you "owe" him? FYL.