Work: Today, I was at work. I'm a sign spinner. Lots of other employees...

By spinner - 01/09/2009 11:44 - United States

Today, I was at work. I'm a sign spinner. Lots of other employees shares stories of how they have been flashed by 18 year old hot chicks as they drive by. I got flashed by a 45 year old, 300lbs lady. FML

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By Jake - 29/04/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

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By grannysmack - 11/07/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

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By LonelyCashier - 11/07/2019 20:00

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 16:56 - Canada

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML

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By poseidon5213 - 17/05/2012 22:02 - United States - Inglewood

Today, I started my job as one of those sign spinners. About an hour later, some people drove up, yelled, "Bitch, get off my corner," and threw water balloons at me. My boss made me keep working in the soaking wet outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 06:45 - United States

Today, I was working in a restaurant. I stopped to pick up some silverware a customer dropped. Apparently my belt wasn't tight enough because a woman behind me immediately hurled in disgust. On top of being found revolting, I'm now in trouble for "flashing" someone. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By lonelyengineer - 19/12/2010 10:28 - Germany

Today, I sat in the cafeteria at work and saw a girl, which is a rare sight at my workplace, from the back with a beautifully long ponytail. After a full hour of building up courage to perhaps say hi to her, she turned around. It was a 50-year-old man. FML

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Pb_lily 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 16:39

I don't know any 18 year old hot girls that would flash the loser holding a sign.

n3rdzgotskillz 29

Tuesday 1 September 2009 16:38

Should wear a t-shirt saying "NO FAT CHICKS."

Comments

jaredletolover 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 17:44

urgh, you're disgusting.

gummibehrs 4

Tuesday 1 September 2009 17:45

I'm thinking the OP is just upset because it was probably the first pair of ******* he's ever seen.

Brak_Spaceman 19

Tuesday 1 September 2009 17:54

I came.

22jrdn55 15

Tuesday 1 September 2009 18:00

congrats!!!

barlessprison 16

Tuesday 1 September 2009 18:04

Problem can be easily solved by getting laid, or being patient. I'm sure some titty flashing chick's gonna pass you eventually. & please also be thankful it wasn't some old guy flashing you his moobs.

jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 18:08

This isn't an FML. This is a WINWINWIN! So..... did you get a chub out of it?

chaosmint 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 18:17

I thought I told my mom to stay home!

22jrdn55 15

Tuesday 1 September 2009 18:23

why is she wondering around then?

Kylias 6

Tuesday 1 September 2009 18:33

I thought I told you to lock her cage!

shadowryder 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 18:47

At least you got to see something. You ungrateful perverted bastard..

pifpafpoef 1

Tuesday 1 September 2009 19:01

i'd kill for being flashed by a 45 year old woman

Walt_1990 3

Tuesday 1 September 2009 19:02

"Shares"..enough said. Either way, consider the 45 year old retribution :).

visage 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 19:02

One of the lamest FML's I've had the misfortune ov reading in a long time. I hope a rabid squirrel chews your right ******** off so you know what a real FML is all about, F'n tard.....