By Adam Jensen - 18/06/2012 04:39 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I was at work when a co-worker decided it would be funny to email me from my boss's computer to tell me I had been laid off. It wasn't funny when I was fired for real after "skipping work without giving notice." FML
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fmessiah 19

In two weeks time when he is at work go to his house. In the backyard on the way to the clothes line cut a large section of the turf and roll it up before you dig a large coffin sized hole six feet deep and line it with bin liners. Fill it with fake blood (corn syrup(golden syrup) water and food dye). Lay a couple of thin sticks from one side of the hole to the other (dig it into the sides) and lay the turf over it. Pull some grass out from another part of the yard and try to match the turf you cut with the rest of the lawn. Now use some more fake blood and write ha on a clean white sheet and hang it on his line. When he gets home make some noise in the yard so he looks out and sees the sheet, comes out and falls into the hole. Hold his head under. Leave.

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zandalee 19

Hmmmm. Sick puppy. I like your sick mind.

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fmessiah 19

You don't think spending your last seconds on earth confused, scared and drowning in what appeared to be blood as you fell into it is tormenting?

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zandalee 19

Umm yes but moving right along now... Lol

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Krirn 21

"You wanna hear a really cool torture that the Romans invented? They also used it as a form of capital punishment, it's *really* creative. They would take the guy in question, stuff him in a burlap sack, seal the sack up real tight and throw it in the river. But, and here's the creative part, inside the sack, with the guy, they would put a dog, a monkey, and a snake. Okay? A dog, a monkey, and a snake. That's ******* creative! Imagine being inside a burlap sack, underwater, in the dark, sitting next to a drowning monkey. Think he'd be moving around a little bit? The dog would be going apeshit, we know that. And the snake? Well, he'd probably be getting curious about what all the activity was inside the sack. He might do anything. Whatever he did would probably involve venom and his teeth. You know what you'd be doing? You'd be praying to God that the snake bit the monkey and the dog ate the snake." - George Carlin

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RainingDaydreams 0

This sounds like such a great prank to pull around Halloween. Just saying. Your friend or victim would shit their pants. It doesn't even have to be six feet, just has to get them!

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emilyjgraham 34

Is it weird that I'm looking back and I have no recollection of reading this fml or comment? ... o.O

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PYLrulz 17

YDI. I would have gotten to the boss ASAP once I gotten that email.

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False_Stupidity 41

Except that the boss was likely not in the office or else the co-worker would not have been able to use the bosses computer.

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downtime 12

ASAP doesn't mean attempt once at running into him and cease trying to make contact if unavailable...

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Doortje 29

Woah, talk about screwing your co-workers. It's a bad economy I guess! Better go talk to your boss.

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Krirn 21

Your Co Worker probably doesn't know that part of a prank/joke is to let you know it was a prank/joke, otherwise it's just a lie.

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Drizzelhell 3

If your friend doesn't help fix he is no friend.

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VeganVampyre 26

Nobody said he WAS a friend to begin with... Except people who didn't properly read the FML...

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br0ccoli 14

This reminds me of My Best Friend's Wedding, except your coworkers aren't trying to get in your pants.

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bitter3ulogy 0

While your co-worker is working, make his girlfriend or wife cheat on him with you. Best payback

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ThatKidTyler 6

You can't just "make somebody cheat" on their bf/gf.

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artisticninja713 13

You should have called your boss to follow up! I've never heard of a place firing you via email, and if your co-worker did that he should be the one getting canned.

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boredphil 4

Seen firing by SMS before from a particularly obnoxious company who thought they could do what they want.

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