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By charlie3289 - 27/10/2013 05:01 - United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML
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Top comments

kaprookie 3

Thats what you get you twat, don't you have a conscience?

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Comments

Vampyr145 1

You deserve it and you worthless parasite of a human being

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Sonic_boomerang 5

You're lucky you didn't get fired, I mean stealing from people at your work place that's just dumb

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rcloca 10

How is this an FML. Have some hospitality, bitch.

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rcloca 10

Really? Oh come on. ;(

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saranndipidy 0

stealing then lying. hope she told your manager. I wouldn't want an employee like that

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Enslaved 36

You're a POS -Piece of shit! I hate thieves, such as you!

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JRFaceless 8

Aiming for the list of the most YDIs on record?

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texas_redneck88 10

I hope your ass got fired for that shit. YDI

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LennyComa 39

First, your not a good theif. Second, I hope you got Fired YDI

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