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By charlie3289 - 27/10/2013 05:01 - United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML
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Ha ha! You totally deserved that. If you were going to try keep it then you should have turned it off at least. Sort of happened to me once. I found a cellphone in a night club, gave it to my friend as I didn't have pockets, but more to hand responsibility of it over to him as I was drunk as hell. As we left the club there was a group of guys outside ringing the phone to see if anyone had it.....

I heard there's a free app to track down your iPhone and I've been putting off doing it. It's now on my to do list for today after reading this FML.

PYLrulz 17

Enjoy the unemployment line asshole!

What a pathetic, sad little tapeworm of a person. Hope you worked there long enough so that explaining why you hopefully got fired to potential employers is really awkward. YDI

DougC 0

How is that an Fml? You brought it upon yourself you stupid prick!

bettyc4 26

People like you need to get their f* cking a$$ beat you greedy selfish horrible person! You are the true definition of a D*CK!

If i was that customer i would have bitch slapped you so hard!..

You're dumb dude. If you are gonna steal an iPhone, turn it off. But an even better idea is, DON'T ******* STEAL