By StudMuffinette - 18/07/2011 19:40 - United States

Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet Shih Tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 274
You deserved it 2 979

Same thing different taste

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StudMuffinette 17

finally my fml gets posted :D

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shoulda shaved "F*CC YOU" on the dog and said "Your dog has a message"

StudMuffinette 17

yep, my boss made me. she had to pay for both

17 do you mean f*ck? otherwise I need to educate myself more on the modern swear words

ughhh stupid app! It didn't show me the correct responses to 17. Please excuse my ignorance

FiestaInMyPants 8

This is the first time I've seen one of these questions answered, lol

wow the author is actually answering a question this is so weird. well thanks for the reply then. hope you got a good tip

im sorry, but shih tzu's are like the worst kind of dog. I wouldnt have shaved it

Your the worst kind if dog you puppy hater.

and I can't believe because I expressed my dislike for one breed of dog I'm a "puppy hater". grow up.

I had few dogs in the past and I currently have two shih tzu and they are great! cute and loving and gets attentions from everyone when I take them for a walk. no other dog I own before can compare to them. So maybe you should own one before you judge them.

hackysackpro 2

WCARlover, I give you 10 points for loving WCAR, but minus 5 points for not liking the kind of dog I have. You still win though. :)

My next door neighbors have two shi tzus. They have the worst bark ever! You won't believe how many times I've ran outside, thinking a small child was being hurt, to see them barking at the mailbox or something equally idiotic.

Funny thing. I've owned three Shih Tzus before and the only time any of them ever barked was when there was something threatening outside. Like the neighbourhood asshole trying to vandalise our property. Or a bear mauling our trash cans. One of the three dogs was so quiet, I don't think she ever barked more than ten times total, in her whole life. Your neighbours probably just don't know how to train their dogs, which is a shame because a Shih Tzu, being a lapdog, makes a very loyal and loving companion. Even if they have a habit of running directly in front of your feet when you're not looking.

I know how you feel, I'm a groomed also.

oh your groomed must be why you dont have a profile picture

I woulda waxed it! (that's a joke people, don't call PETA) lol

Madiluvsyuh98 2

yur a chill guy?! imma chill girl!! haha

Been chill since the day they pulled me out that freezer, lol

Madiluvsyuh98 2

haha lmao where do yu get that stuff!

Xxgreenbug29xX 5
StudMuffinette 17

shih tzus are really hairy and i shave them in the summer so its not to hot for them. and i only shave the body, not the head and tail

a lot of people do. I shaved down labs too.

Madiluvsyuh98 2

what the hell?? its called its summer time and your fluffy dog is hot and yu dont want to watch it suffer! dumass

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Apparenty howslife doesn't know what a troll is, so they made up their own definition - a troll is anyone who disagrees with their (uneducated) opinion. Who goes through 20+ years of life without knowing that some people shave their dogs?

not my real age^^ :P and yeah I made up my own definition because when I think of trolls I just think of things that just live to annoy you..

Hate to break it to ya, but I doubt anyone here sits refreshing FML all day, just waiting for you to post so they can disagree with whatever you say... ;)

hates it when clients don't make it clear!!

perdix 29

Well, next time you'd better pay closer attention to what the customer wants, especially if she brings you a matted, knotted pussy.

broomhildo 19

I hate morons like that woman.