Work: Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush...

By StudMuffinette - 18/07/2011 19:40 - United States

Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet Shih Tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML

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By Puppylove - 26/02/2013 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my friend's house, when she commented that her dog's fur kept getting tangled because of its length. I reached over to tickle his tummy, felt a big tangled knot and agreed that he needed a good grooming. Then I realized what I'd grabbed wasn't fur. FML

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Checks out

By Asirual - 02/05/2011 18:02 - United States

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15-minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

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By loserllamalick - 07/10/2013 14:32 - United States - Rochester

Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML

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By cutup - 11/07/2012 17:54 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I tried to trim my dog's nails. After about a half hour of barking, biting, and general freaking out, I gave up and decided to pay someone else to do it. I'm a vet, and do this for a living. FML

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By xtammyle - 19/02/2013 07:01 - Australia - Lower Plenty

Today, I walked in on my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML

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By workaholic - 15/02/2012 11:09 - United States

Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML

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By Stixchop - 26/02/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML

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All shook up

By tongue tied - 16/08/2022 04:00

Today, at work at a beauty salon, I was explaining to a mom and her daughter about how we were going to style their hair, and the processes involved. I tripped over my words, saying, "We’ll start with a wash and a blowjob." Pretty sure from the way they stomped out I might not have a job tomorrow. FML

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By tickdog - 19/03/2012 03:09 - United States - Rockwall

Today, I got my dog back from my aunt. Rather than taking him to an actual groomer, I gave him to my aunt because she needed a few extra bucks. My generosity lost me $35, and gave my dog ticks and a bad haircut. FML

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Who the **** is this guy?

By Username - 06/08/2011 07:09 - United States

Today, my mom picked up my dog from the groomers. I came home to find a small female terrier on our couch. My dog is a full grown male maltese. What's worse is that it took me a full 20 minutes to convince my mom that she had picked up the wrong dog. FML

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StudMuffinette 17

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:35

finally my fml gets posted :D

speshlk37 13

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:34

tell her to "shave this..."

Comments

JeansKismet 9

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:21

Charge her for both, it's not an FML if your getting paid.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Tuesday 19 July 2011 14:48

it's the fact she worked hard on grooming and finds out she was suppose to shave the dog on which she worked hard on grooming. thats a FML in my eyes =)

leematoad 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:22

id say" well this is what you asked for so take your little rat dog"

shoecrazy 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:30

b*tch. she knew exactly what she was saying.

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:31

omg! i dont care. is this really an fml situation? anyone agree?

heyitsrachel98 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:42

that's not so bad, shih tzus are adorable, i have one :)

campana1024 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:43

thats your job stop complaning

iam_iu 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:47

aww I have a shih tzu puppy!:)

jomo11jack 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:49

this reminds me to shave my pubic hair!

Mirorbo 26

Tuesday 19 July 2011 4:11

Ugh... Unclear clients... there's nothing worse... Well, except the clients who refuse to pay you because they suddenly don't like what they asked for.