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By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 00:53 - United States

Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker said, "There are many ways to quit smoking. You can try patches, gum, or even quitting cold turkey. Any questions?" I raised my hand, and she called on me. I asked, "How does cold turkey help?" And then I realized. FML
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lazytown 0

Cold turkey helps because it's yummy. You'll be too busy eating it to smoke.

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Exodium 0

Isn't the whole point of School that you ask a question when you don't know something? I'm sorry, but you sound like an idiot. What will this person learn by NOT asking questions? Regardless, they actually did say "And then I realised" so they obviously figured it out anyway.

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teebonehead 0

Here is your sign !

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FML_IS_FUNNY 0

OMG u made me LOL so funny but in a good way....=)

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Thunderbender 2

That sounds so dumb I doubt anyone could have thought you were serious :P

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CoffeeCovered 0

I love how this is worded, makes it even more hilarious.

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JennaD 0

This belongs on MLIA. You people take yourselves too seriously.

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COBRAMORPH 0

For a woman, cold turkey means putting a **** in your mouth & sucking on it instead.

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itouchguy360 3

the problem with the gum my aunt had was that she just subsituted ciggys for them. Granted, she had a lot of other health problems that I won't go into right now. She died in October. only 49. :(

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youfools 0

Okay- there's no way this happened. Quit making up stories that just make you sound stupid.

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SkittleKick 0

Hmmm...quit smoking cold-turkey...i'm hungry...i see "smoked turkey" :D

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