Kids: Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring....

By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML

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Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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Today, I was babysitting a six year old girl, when I saw a huge spider on the wall. I screamed and told her to stay back. Instead, she walked up to the spider, squished it, and told me to stop being such a baby. FML

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Today, a little girl from my Sunday School class approached me and told me she had a stomach ache. She seemed very upset and her face was discolored so I took her to the nurse. While we were walking out the door, I looked down and saw a half-eaten crayon on the floor. That'll do it. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 22:46 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we passed and I heard her say "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML

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bnomis 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:14

Aww, what a precious little bitc- I mean girl. I love kids, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

HurriKaty 4

Monday 20 April 2009 0:16

BRB, lolling forever. I'm sorry, that's hilarious. Don't take it too seriously, 5 year olds think tons of things are scary.

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Audio828 2

Monday 20 April 2009 1:06

Well kids are honest

dantheman931 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:06

Me too. See, this is why FML needs a "GET OVER YOURSELF" button. (I think it needs a "BULLSHIT" button too, but I guess that ain't happenin...)

lolololcheese 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:07

yesssssss lets troll it up: Today, I was being babysat by this creepy girl. I made her a card. When I gave it to her, I told her not to smile because her smile is scary. She smiled anyway. FML ZOMG 24TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ragas 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:12

#24 FTW

iamSTEVE 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:14

Are you British?

McA513M 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:33

27TH PEOPLE!! 27TH!!!! :D hahahaha, kids say the darndest (is that even a real word?) things. FYL indeed! ... In all seriousness, your life really is F**ked. How paranoid & pathetic are you to let a bloody 5-year old get to you, that you posted it on this site?* It's not very funny, but instead very sad. I say, get some mental help, you really need it. But hey, just my two cents. *But if you did it as a joke, it's a bad one. What ever happened to the GOOD FML's, fake or not??

McLaughlane 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:38

hahaha aw, kids are funny.

Osakhomen 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:39

Haha, sometimes it's funny that kids have no filter.

lilacwords 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:47

Once someone told me I looked like a vampire when I smiled because my teeth were so sharp. Maybe that's what the kid meant, but couldn't find the words.