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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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By Son of a BITCH - 21/09/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, while babysitting a 9-year-old boy, I stubbed my toe on a coffee table. I yelled, "SON OF A…" but managed to stop myself before saying the last part. The boy yelled, "You were gonna say bitch! I'm telling mom and dad!" and, despite my desperate attempts to dissuade him, he did just that. Guess who's fired. FML

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By jessye1182 - 11/05/2012 23:16 - United States - Yaphank

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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By KPKallery - 05/06/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML

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By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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You're grounded!

By Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 07:26

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML

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By Noname - 09/03/2009 23:36 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML

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By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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EffinWhosLife 0

Friday 10 April 2009 23:51

I hate the kind of parents that think their kids are so perfect, that they would never do anything wrong. If i were you, I would've slapped her and left. (I would slap my Aunt too, if she weren't family.)

MooKee 0

Friday 10 April 2009 23:50

That's rude, you should have slapped her back! XOhah DID You at least get paid

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finn_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 0:28

Guys, it's not that weird for the parents to have been there. Sometimes I babysit while the parents are still there, and other times the parents are still there for another 15-20 minutes so that I can entertain the kids while they get ready to go.

bella_brasil 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 0:28

That's pretty rude of her to slap you. Did you tell her the truth?? I would've quit after that pshh.

thirdoutofthree 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 0:31

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corey_kelly 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 0:32

why were the parents there? anyways i would of punched that hoe

ohdearestme 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 0:33

sue for assualt!!!!!

zac12345 0

Friday 26 March 2010 7:38

you make Americans look bad STOP SUING(sueing?) you can't sue for everything

cobrakid77678 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 0:34

Maybe the parents had just gotten home, or were just preparing to leave? I don't know why it's so hard for some people to understand..

spoonboy 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 0:35

She actually SLAPPED you?! Wow.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 0:37

#26, wasn't that funny. and yeah I would have kicked the bitches ass. And how could she NOT know her own kid's voice? Really come on now, you are a horrible mother. But really I would have kicked her ass, told her it was her kid, asked for my money[or else] then told everyone NOT to babysit for her ever again. But that's just me, I get angry easily.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Saturday 11 April 2009 0:37

...you're babysitting a kid and the parents are there? No, it's not hard to entertain the idea of his parents preparing to leave or coming back, but when you look at the entire story it seems like total bullshit. The fact that the parents simply being there with no other explanation doesn't lend the FML any credibility.