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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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By Son of a BITCH - 21/09/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, while babysitting a 9-year-old boy, I stubbed my toe on a coffee table. I yelled, "SON OF A…" but managed to stop myself before saying the last part. The boy yelled, "You were gonna say bitch! I'm telling mom and dad!" and, despite my desperate attempts to dissuade him, he did just that. Guess who's fired. FML

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By jessye1182 - 11/05/2012 23:16 - United States - Yaphank

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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By KPKallery - 05/06/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML

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By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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You're grounded!

By Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 07:26

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML

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By Noname - 09/03/2009 23:36 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML

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By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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EffinWhosLife 0

Friday 10 April 2009 23:51

I hate the kind of parents that think their kids are so perfect, that they would never do anything wrong. If i were you, I would've slapped her and left. (I would slap my Aunt too, if she weren't family.)

MooKee 0

Friday 10 April 2009 23:50

That's rude, you should have slapped her back! XOhah DID You at least get paid

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AkihiroHattori5 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 5:58

That's messed up! She SLAPPED you?! If she wasn't related to you, you should've backslapped her. How does she not recognize her own kid's voice? I mean not every kid is perfect, so you have to expect them to say at least one curse in their life.

TeenTiger 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 6:13

So you sound like a little boy? That must suck.

MissFortune_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 6:31

Charge the bch with assault?

Roxas_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 6:28

They can't tell what their own child's voice sounds like? Lol.

MissFortune_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 6:32

Charge her with assault?

gregthestrange 3

Saturday 11 April 2009 6:50

same advice as always in these situations: kill her

nuga 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 7:05

I hate frivolous lawsuits but I kind of agree with #48...she had absolutely no right to slap you even if you had cussed in front of her child so you should at least threaten her with a lawsuit.

lowcapacityx 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 7:10

She shouldn't have slapped you. What kind of example is she sending to her child. I bet she was the one who taught her kid that word. Stupid *****. If she apologizes, say you won't accept until you can slap her with a hand full of rings. That will teach her to assume and slap babysitters. Lesson learned, ho!

lowcapacityx 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 7:08

Dude what the. . .? Who does that? What kind of example is she even sending her kids, she's prob the one who taught that nasty word to her very own child. You should've slapped her back. That would've been awesome. Legendary, maybe :]

drea11 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 7:11

i would have responded in one of two ways A. i would have slapped the bitch back B. i would have called the cops and gotten her ass arrested for assault.