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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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By Son of a BITCH - 21/09/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, while babysitting a 9-year-old boy, I stubbed my toe on a coffee table. I yelled, "SON OF A…" but managed to stop myself before saying the last part. The boy yelled, "You were gonna say bitch! I'm telling mom and dad!" and, despite my desperate attempts to dissuade him, he did just that. Guess who's fired. FML

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Stealthy

By jessye1182 - 11/05/2012 23:16 - United States - Yaphank

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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By KPKallery - 05/06/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML

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By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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You're grounded!

By Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML

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You deserved it 138

By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 07:26

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML

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By Noname - 09/03/2009 23:36 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML

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By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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Friday 10 April 2009 23:51

I hate the kind of parents that think their kids are so perfect, that they would never do anything wrong. If i were you, I would've slapped her and left. (I would slap my Aunt too, if she weren't family.)

MooKee 0

Friday 10 April 2009 23:50

That's rude, you should have slapped her back! XOhah DID You at least get paid

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Realfaction 0

Friday 17 April 2009 0:50

Americans seem to be losing their senses day after day..... Not saying everybody is, but you know what I mean by that.

pancakelover 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 21:52

Where do kids be learning these sentence enhancers?

kiripsan 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 15:32

Sigh, ignorant people. More sad is how everyone's learning how to swear at younger and younger ages.

watermelon_fml 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 5:18

i doubt this happend. really...i dont think she would have slapped you.

dk_fml 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 1:54

Slapped you? What the hell's wrong with her??

Ows_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 11:44

I hope you gave her a piece of your mind and told her to raise kids with better manners!

Luv4pink1721 0

Friday 29 May 2009 23:54

I would have slapped her right back twice as hard and said she should raise her kids not to swear instead of blaming you

av232 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:27

I get she's mad cause she thought you were cussing in front of the kid but it's not like she's teaching her kid any better then how she thought u were.

ShinyShine 0

Friday 12 June 2009 3:03

I would have slapped her back then called the cops telling her she hit me. That was not even your fault & it was her kid stupid lady who in the world does she think she is. Just for a stupid word man if she goes to school then she would have LOTS of problems for slapping all those kids for cursing.