Animals: Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work....

By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML

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You deserved it 8 017

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By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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You deserved it 19 477

By drew - 18/12/2010 20:22 - United States

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

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You deserved it 4 999

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By Ouch - 09/11/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML

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You deserved it 105

By anonymous - 21/05/2010 17:26 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML

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You deserved it 8 482

By Poorphone - 08/12/2016 17:23 - United States - Denver

Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 878

You deserved it 1 033

By HoHoSnow - 09/12/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML

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You deserved it 2 211

By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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You deserved it 13 893

By anonymous - 20/02/2015 23:49 - United States - Paragould

Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML

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You deserved it 7 110

By Snowtoe - 14/01/2017 14:00

Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML

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You deserved it 3 170

By polish_chik - 01/09/2009 04:00 - Canada

Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML

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You deserved it 38 824

taticalnNinja 5

Monday 24 January 2011 22:45

It's okay it has 8 more lives

mintcar 9

Monday 24 January 2011 22:29

Aw, poor cat.

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miyaviichan 27

Monday 9 September 2013 3:39

First time I've felt genuine shock and sadness at an FML. That is so horrible OP.

cwl727 32

Friday 18 April 2014 0:20

I hate that FML lets such sad stories about animals getting hurt published. It makes me so sad. I hope the kitty survived.

zeekitty 5

Monday 16 June 2014 14:51

FYCat'sL.. Keep your kitty inside!! Especially when it's snowing

Jadex64 12

Friday 27 June 2014 4:40

Is he okay

beaglegal 42

Monday 22 December 2014 23:13

oh man

beaglegal 42

Monday 22 December 2014 23:14

poor OP

beaglegal 42

Monday 22 December 2014 23:16

well i prefer dogs anyway :P

Wolf6661 22

Friday 25 March 2016 15:25

Well tht explains the red snow. Just kidding, but rlly tho srry 4 ur loss

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