Work: Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply...

By anonymous - 24/09/2011 15:22 - United States

Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML

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By ashley anne - 16/10/2022 04:00

Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML

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By Username - 17/07/2011 19:59 - United States

Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML

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By whitey - 09/01/2011 11:11 - Australia

Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 00:19 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, one of my work colleagues was staring at my severe sunburn. She wanted to know if she could "peel" me, when my sunburn becomes "ripe", because she loves the sound. She won't take no for an answer, and I work with her everyday this week. FML

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By Username - 24/07/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML

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By miss tomato - 08/06/2012 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a camping trip with my friends, but forgot to bring sunscreen. I spent the entire day outside and ended up with a severe sunburn all over my body. The pain is unbearable and I can't even move without yelping as if I was slowly being cooked in an air fryer. FML

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By Bunsofpain - 16/06/2016 18:56 - United States

Today I got sunburned on my cheeks. This wouldn't be too bad if they were the ones on my face. FML

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By qld - 20/12/2016 10:57 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I got sunburnt to a crisp on the first day of my holidays away. Only 5 more days to go now, spent inside, trying not to burn more. FML

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By anonymous - 10/02/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML

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Saturday 24 September 2011 20:16

You're both incredibly moronic.

crisspz 4

Saturday 24 September 2011 20:04

where?and how hard ;)

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YoNdO15 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 5:02

aloe, aloe, aloe

n8crouse 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 7:17

It's called reapplying! Duhh.

MainPrism 16

Sunday 25 September 2011 12:10

@ least ur not a ginger lol

daydreamer244 13

Sunday 25 September 2011 16:00

well you had to have seen that coming.

BritLass 15

Sunday 25 September 2011 16:44

Ouch!! :/

mandelea 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 20:19

Past tense to present tense? Fail.

grudger 14

Monday 26 September 2011 0:46

You can apply as much as you want, but you have to apply it periodically

kari931 0

Monday 26 September 2011 3:23

I know the feeling... I can't tan I just burn... :'(

PurpleFrostingg 7

Monday 26 September 2011 3:36

abuse! xD

Kenzi36 5

Monday 26 September 2011 3:51

My brother keeps doing the same thing to me!

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