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By management - 21/02/2014 02:31 - United States

Today, I was beating the hell out of one of the most useless employees ever. I mean really laying into him, all while telling him for the umpteenth time how to do his job right. Then my husband informed me I was hitting him in my sleep. FML
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712sash 26

Sounds like you're stressed. You should try some thing to chill a little :)

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krad204 21

You kinda seem like a big fat bee, I would let your employee try to do great, not just yelling at him. If he becomes bitter them he will try to wreck your company!

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Omniprism 14

Sounds like you need to let the employee go.

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KingreX32 21

subconscious feelings towards your husband perhaps.

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elsuperloco68 12

Yea .... I've been awaken at 3 in the morning by my wife's 4 punches to the back of my head .. I get up and I'm like WTF!!! She just rolls over and goes to sleep.. Dream or sneaky terrorist attack.. NO FML

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thecrazymancan 17

I'd like to point out that we don't really know if the employee is being lazy or if OP is having unrealistic expectations.

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middlesister04 5

Workplace violence is never the answer. Neither is spousal abuse.

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