Work: Today, I was beating the hell out of one of the most useless...

By management - 21/02/2014 02:31 - United States

Today, I was beating the hell out of one of the most useless employees ever. I mean really laying into him, all while telling him for the umpteenth time how to do his job right. Then my husband informed me I was hitting him in my sleep. FML

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By Sleepy - 09/10/2014 14:10 - United Kingdom - Hayes

Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML

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By Shameonme - 26/10/2008 16:04 - Morocco

Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2021 20:01

Today, a patient, who is normally pretty chill, was being quite difficult for my workmates. They were whinging about him and I defended him, he's normally a sweet guy so something must be upsetting him. I went to chat with him, he punched me and called a useless a**hole. FML

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By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML

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By anthony512 - 24/05/2013 16:08 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML

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By CaptBlood - 21/05/2021 00:01

Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML

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Earths_Venus 25

Friday 21 February 2014 10:37

Welcome to Management.

712sash 26

Friday 21 February 2014 10:38

Sounds like you're stressed. You should try some thing to chill a little :)

Comments

DocDrose 20

Friday 21 February 2014 12:30

sounds like you need to take some time to relax

tompou6 19

Friday 21 February 2014 12:52

I think it's time to get a punching bag and stick a picture on it or a dart board, both work quite well.

farmboy555 7

Friday 21 February 2014 13:43

Angry-management

Ubehage 32

Friday 21 February 2014 13:59

Now, why would you hit an employee? That is just primitive... YDI!

vikky538 28

Friday 21 February 2014 14:25

dreams for good...it releases your tension...

PurelyCanadian 18

Friday 21 February 2014 14:32

Subliminal messages? I hope you don't conciously deal with his work ethic that way!

christian_slate 16

Friday 21 February 2014 14:41

This seems more like a oh-no-look-at-me Facebook staus update than an FML post.

MistyDaySupreme 6

Friday 21 February 2014 16:27

So you're at the 'Hate you to death' or well, dream phase. Haha, I remember having to go through that, with my manager from hell/co-workers who could barely even remotely do the job correctly. Yet ANYTHING went wrong, I myself was blamed for it. Total bull. Good luck, OP.

CrazyMelvin 14

Friday 21 February 2014 17:19

At least it was only a dream

MatsumotoMania 13

Friday 21 February 2014 18:24

Today, my supervisor beat me up and called me useless. Right before I burst into tears, a powerful punch woke me up, and I realized my girlfriend was hitting me in my sleep. My alarm goes off in three minutes. FML.