Work: Today, I was beating the hell out of one of the most useless...

By management - 21/02/2014 02:31 - United States

Today, I was beating the hell out of one of the most useless employees ever. I mean really laying into him, all while telling him for the umpteenth time how to do his job right. Then my husband informed me I was hitting him in my sleep. FML

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By Ladycakes - 04/06/2012 10:13 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, while in bed, I tried to explain how overworked and unappreciated I feel doing all the housework to my fiancé. It was only when I'd finished my long rant that I realized he had been asleep almost the whole time. FML

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By Ugh - 15/02/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husbands rather rattling snoring, I finally managed it... only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML

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Explain this

By Jenny - 16/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my husband smacked me quite hard, and I have a black eye as a result. It's not a case of a domestic abuse, it was 100% unintended because he was sleeping and had a really bad dream that made him swing his arm. He's feeling bad about it, and I would laugh it off, but I have an important meeting tonight. FML

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The "He's probably thinking of other girls" meme gone wrong

By Anonymous - 25/10/2021 23:00

Today, my insomnia got so bad that I became convinced my husband was having an affair in our bed right next to me. I punched him so hard in the shoulder that he awoke from a sound sleep, farted, and then shook it off and went back to sleep unfazed. I'm so jealous. FML

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By Sleepy - 09/10/2014 14:10 - United Kingdom - Hayes

Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML

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By Shameonme - 26/10/2008 16:04 - Morocco

Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML

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Difficult

By Anonymous - 30/06/2021 20:01

Today, a patient, who is normally pretty chill, was being quite difficult for my workmates. They were whinging about him and I defended him, he's normally a sweet guy so something must be upsetting him. I went to chat with him, he punched me and called a useless a**hole. FML

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By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML

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By anthony512 - 24/05/2013 16:08 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML

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Action - Reaction

By CaptBlood - 21/05/2021 00:01

Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML

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Earths_Venus 25

Friday 21 February 2014 10:37

Welcome to Management.

712sash 26

Friday 21 February 2014 10:38

Sounds like you're stressed. You should try some thing to chill a little :)

Comments

thatkidmal 15

Friday 21 February 2014 10:55

The irony of this is great, I didn't see that ending coming

BaboonsSmirks 7

Friday 21 February 2014 10:57

I feel this is more your Husbands FML than yours. Lol

Voij 16

Friday 21 February 2014 11:01

Wait, so you can actually throw punches in your dreams? Whenever I dream of fighting someone, my attacks are slow enough to get evaded by a quadriplegic snail.

murdersquirrel 15

Saturday 22 February 2014 0:34

typically the human body is paralyzed in a dream state to prevent this from happening. there's definitely a sleep disorder at play here.

kiki9_fml 10

Friday 21 February 2014 11:05

Someone needs anger management!

HersheySquirts 17

Friday 21 February 2014 16:43

Nope, just a different employee.

KamiyaHaine 18

Friday 21 February 2014 11:07

Thank goodness my fiancé won't be home tonight then. I feel like pummeling two specific horrible employees for messing up all our deliveries today. And I really mean ALL the deliveries. I may just have the same dream!