By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 17:33 - United States - Far Rockaway

Today, I was bitched out at 2 a.m. by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML
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piedpiper303 29

Well I guess you could say that's a.... *gets shot*

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Elric97 9

Next time walk out of your room in a normal way and yell "I'm taking a poop!"

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annie_nk 22

That pun is literally on every single FML that involves anything about poo/toilets. To say it's overused in an understatement.

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1tsmenoah 20

First pun comment. You win some you lose some

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stargirl_95 24

It's well known that that particular pun is the most hated and overused pun on this website. You're either new here or you haven't been paying attention.

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dachayke 16

Are you sure it's more hated than making a pussy joke on an FML with a cat?

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applebramble 22

Hmm some pussy jokes don't get old , especially when it keeps you thinking whether people are talking about cats or genitals . Perfect mind game . Where shit is just shit and it has become very annoying, and old...

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Ghost308 11

Next time slam doors and run to the bathroom screaming " I only have to use the bathroom, go back to bed"!!

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worldclassrager 39

To sneak out you do out of your room not through the house...they should know that...

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sandyclaus 15

Sorry, not buying it. Sounds like you've used that excuse before, and they weren't letting you get away with it again. Who has to SNEAK to the bathroom anyway?

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smokecloud_ 37

Maybe OP was being quiet to try not to disturb his/her parent's sleep? Parents mistake being quiet for being sneaky, boom. FML.

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w_pony_4ever 15

Haha! That's something my parents do except, I just run past them screaming "pee pee pee pee!" It seems to clear things up :)

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Bilbo_Swaggins 5

That sounds like a shitty situa... just kidding.

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empbob 20

Don't worry, it wasn't any better the 2nd time...

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glabberfasted 16

28 - I know you're new and all, what with your 6 comments, but this is about the 700th time that pun had been used on FML. It's absolutely and ridiculously annoying.

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sunnyray812 42

I know that feeling. I got scolded for getting a drink of water during the night when I lived at my dad's. It's not right.

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TXFernwoods 26

Well if you have snuck out before (or recently) then you really can't blame them.

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Rababco 29

What kind of parents freak out when there kid has to use the bathroom? Those are some overbearing parents. Besides, if you want to sneak out of house, you climb out of your bedroom window ;P. I've seen enough teenage shows/movies, I know how sneaking works.

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Spinofanatic 5

Ah, but what if OP lives on the second floor and there's no tree outside?

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TXFernwoods 26

No tree? No problem! Tie a bunch of sheets and clothes together and use a cloth rope and climb out the window. Duh.

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LowExpectations 30

Haha, when I was a kid I simply jumped down from the second floor onto my lawn for my late night excursions. You just got to roll with it when you land, no harm done.

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Arwen_Evenstar 37

Huh, I always assumed every teenager in America had a tree outside their window. You learn something new every day. If they showed jumping from the bedroom window on a film, there would soon be a lot of parents moaning when their kids break arms or legs due to a poor landing.

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Shadowsofthedead 10

Next time you need to make a movement, do it the legally correct way and declare said movement to the committee for approval.

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