By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 17:33 - United States - Far Rockaway

Today, I was bitched out at 2 a.m. by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML
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piedpiper303 29

Well I guess you could say that's a.... *gets shot*

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Elric97 9

Next time walk out of your room in a normal way and yell "I'm taking a poop!"

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kittylorelli 1

Lesson learned: don't try to sneak out in the future, your shit at it.

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azisles02 17

Best response: "Well geez mom, if you let me have a toilet in my room, we wouldn't be having this discussion right now."

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mrrossh 3

Next time, stomp down the stairs as loud as you can, take a shit on the coffee table, wipe your ass with the pot plants and go back to bed.

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EphMi 5

HHOOOLDDDD, HHOOOLLDDDDDD, HHOLLLDDDDDDDDD........

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creamofwheat 4

Well, OP, looks like the shit *really* hit the fan this time.

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darkfireflame 15

Should have just shit yourself right then and there.

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