By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 17:33 - United States - Far Rockaway

Today, I was bitched out at 2 a.m. by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML
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piedpiper303 29

Well I guess you could say that's a.... *gets shot*

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Elric97 9

Next time walk out of your room in a normal way and yell "I'm taking a poop!"

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drowningfishy 5

Make a musical out of it. Do an off key opera of I have to poop, I have to poop, oh so bad I have to poop. Then end it off with some loud toots and kerplunks.

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brandoneyez1 25

Did they make you potty and not flush so they can see.

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stargirl_95 24

OP could live in a house with really old floorboards that squeak when you step on them and so he/she would have to sneak to the bathroom to avoid waking his/her parents up.

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blackonblight 32

Time to do your best Wacko Warner impression. "Potty Emergency!"

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Ben009 13

Y would you need to sneak to the bathroom? What kind of house do you live in?

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derpy_batman 4

Some other things were sneaking out too, if you get my meaning

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DanielleinDC 33

Did you get a chance to say that you just wanted to go to the bathroom and were doing it quietly so as not to wake anyone up? Either you've sneaked out before, or your parents are paranoid.

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