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^my life also
Permission to take a crap, sir,?
Who reads this and says "Yeah, You Deserve It"? Sometimes I question the logic of people who do that
Badge hunters. Enough said.
And people with the mobile app app catch the wrong one. Or hit once while trying to scroll.
Permission denied.
I know that feel. My parents get pissy like that all the time.
oh my ._. don't sneak out 0.0
Just going to take a wild guess but its probably SO SHE DOESN'T WAKE HER/HIS PARENTS UP. Like I said though its a wild guess. What are the chances im right?
Tell them to blow it out their ass.
Thankfully, I wasn't the only thinking this. Logic holds no place here...
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Well I guess you could say that's a.... *gets shot*
Next time walk out of your room in a normal way and yell "I'm taking a poop!"