By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 17:33 - United States - Far Rockaway

Today, I was bitched out at 2 a.m. by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 040
You deserved it 3 988

Same thing different taste

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Well I guess you could say that's a.... *gets shot*

Next time walk out of your room in a normal way and yell "I'm taking a poop!"

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buttcramp 21

have you been known to sneak out at night, OP? if so, ydi. if not, I'm really sorry your parents are strict and assuming.

Who reads this and says "Yeah, You Deserve It"? Sometimes I question the logic of people who do that

And people with the mobile app app catch the wrong one. Or hit once while trying to scroll.

I know that feel. My parents get pissy like that all the time.

Just going to take a wild guess but its probably SO SHE DOESN'T WAKE HER/HIS PARENTS UP. Like I said though its a wild guess. What are the chances im right?

Thankfully, I wasn't the only thinking this. Logic holds no place here...