Miscellaneous: Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to... - FML

By Mik - 08/06/2011 03:05 - United States

Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML

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By cardsftw - 16/08/2012 19:50 - United States - Compton

Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML

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By brokeaf - 11/07/2011 19:09 - United States

Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML

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By Margaret - 26/12/2018 02:00

Today, I saw some random iTunes charge on my bank account so I called who I thought was iTunes customer support to figure out the $5 charge, then got scammed into buying $1,400 worth of gift cards. The man on the phone was not with iTunes and took all my money. FML

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By StupidApple - 25/05/2011 00:02

Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML

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By Chad - 27/04/2011 01:20 - United States

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML

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By Youdontneed2knowmyname - 05/02/2011 05:29 - United States

Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML

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By melonhead77 - 29/03/2012 11:46 - Cyprus

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

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By ipodless - 13/10/2011 00:47 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I asked everyone for iTunes money, pleased to finally be able to buy some new songs for my iPod. After receiving several gift cards, I discovered that my iPod had been stolen. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 04:08 - Canada

Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decided to procrastinate instead of studying for my really important English test tomorrow. I was having a pretty good time until I realized my idea of procrastinating was cleaning my TI-83 graphing calculator with rubbing alcohol and Q-tips. FML

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jodulieu 3

Wednesday 8 June 2011 8:58

and apple thanks you...

Uncle_Moe_Lester 3

Wednesday 8 June 2011 10:31

46 shut the **** up

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musicluvrr 6

Friday 30 December 2011 17:19

How can you ind out how much money youve spent?

gingeryginger 1

Tuesday 29 May 2012 21:51

thats what itunes does, happened to me too

halfbloodprinces_fml 4

Saturday 18 August 2012 7:53

Atleast you spent your time wisely and now have a wake up call.

Slapshott30 3

Wednesday 17 October 2012 0:00

Just ******* use frostwire!!

Ppcorn100 7

Thursday 27 December 2012 16:04

So OP likes music, whats the big deal?

nicholasj96 9

Sunday 25 August 2013 14:21

Who still pays for music ?

blobishness 8

Tuesday 20 May 2014 4:01

I've spent more than $800. Mostly music

luvsumer 20

Thursday 19 June 2014 17:34

I do this to!!!!!!!!!

alex_gen 38

Wednesday 27 August 2014 3:31

People use iTunes?

fuck_stick 4

Friday 13 March 2015 20:37

Dude!!

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