Miscellaneous: Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to... - FML

By Mik - 08/06/2011 03:05 - United States

Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML

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By cardsftw - 16/08/2012 19:50 - United States - Compton

Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML

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By brokeaf - 11/07/2011 19:09 - United States

Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML

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By Margaret - 26/12/2018 02:00

Today, I saw some random iTunes charge on my bank account so I called who I thought was iTunes customer support to figure out the $5 charge, then got scammed into buying $1,400 worth of gift cards. The man on the phone was not with iTunes and took all my money. FML

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By StupidApple - 25/05/2011 00:02

Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML

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By Chad - 27/04/2011 01:20 - United States

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML

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By Youdontneed2knowmyname - 05/02/2011 05:29 - United States

Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML

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By melonhead77 - 29/03/2012 11:46 - Cyprus

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

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By ipodless - 13/10/2011 00:47 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I asked everyone for iTunes money, pleased to finally be able to buy some new songs for my iPod. After receiving several gift cards, I discovered that my iPod had been stolen. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 04:08 - Canada

Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decided to procrastinate instead of studying for my really important English test tomorrow. I was having a pretty good time until I realized my idea of procrastinating was cleaning my TI-83 graphing calculator with rubbing alcohol and Q-tips. FML

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jodulieu 3

Wednesday 8 June 2011 8:58

and apple thanks you...

Uncle_Moe_Lester 3

Wednesday 8 June 2011 10:31

46 shut the **** up

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Thanateros 1

Thursday 9 June 2011 8:18

One word, dumbass: torrents.

GeneralMotors 23

Thursday 9 June 2011 9:02

I moderated this :) this is so funny.

GetOwnedPuppy 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 11:55

Why don't people just download their music and apps from the Internet? sigh...

n3mesis_fml 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 20:21

which is why you should jailbreak.

Foxy_On_Fire 21

Friday 10 June 2011 0:45

that's nothing I spent 2,000.

raechey 0

Friday 10 June 2011 1:43

that's kinda sad

dshsdrumline14 0

Friday 10 June 2011 3:46

free music dumbshit

sweeetooth 4

Friday 10 June 2011 5:33

only idiots would actually spend money on itunes. you can get most of their shit for free

nickfraxer 0

Friday 10 June 2011 5:44

so sad...

crystalrain17 14

Friday 10 June 2011 6:11

That's kinda AWESOME (in an uber-nerdy way).

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