Miscellaneous: Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to...

By Mik - 08/06/2011 03:05 - United States

Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML

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Same thing different taste

By cardsftw - 16/08/2012 19:50 - United States - Compton

Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML

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By brokeaf - 11/07/2011 19:09 - United States

Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML

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By Margaret - 26/12/2018 02:00

Today, I saw some random iTunes charge on my bank account so I called who I thought was iTunes customer support to figure out the $5 charge, then got scammed into buying $1,400 worth of gift cards. The man on the phone was not with iTunes and took all my money. FML

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By StupidApple - 25/05/2011 00:02

Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML

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By Chad - 27/04/2011 01:20 - United States

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML

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You deserved it 7 811

By Youdontneed2knowmyname - 05/02/2011 05:29 - United States

Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML

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By melonhead77 - 29/03/2012 11:46 - Cyprus

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

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You deserved it 6 830

By ipodless - 13/10/2011 00:47 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I asked everyone for iTunes money, pleased to finally be able to buy some new songs for my iPod. After receiving several gift cards, I discovered that my iPod had been stolen. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 04:08 - Canada

Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decided to procrastinate instead of studying for my really important English test tomorrow. I was having a pretty good time until I realized my idea of procrastinating was cleaning my TI-83 graphing calculator with rubbing alcohol and Q-tips. FML

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You deserved it 53 346

jodulieu 3

Wednesday 8 June 2011 8:58

and apple thanks you...

Uncle_Moe_Lester 3

Wednesday 8 June 2011 10:31

46 shut the **** up

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gabiec124 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 1:40

it's called downloading my friend

amadan 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 2:02

Why are people saying to illegally download music? It's not fair really at least op supports artists. Makin that spreadsheet is ultra weird though.

djlolo1129 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 4:14

same with me

born_this_way_fml 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 4:23

i've probably spent over $1000..

trthompson 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 4:52

wow what a dork just jailbreak ur iPod and u wouldn't have to pay for shut loser

whiteboy11 1

Thursday 9 June 2011 4:56

Jailbreak your iPod and you can get all the shit you spent that 800$ on for free

butterflyz1961 2

Thursday 9 June 2011 5:09

Damn. You better start downloading that stuff for free.

RandomGirl19 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 6:38

damn I don't even make that much in a month!

sky22_fml 7

Thursday 9 June 2011 6:50

It's understandable...

iPhilosophy 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 6:57

you understand you can download songs for free. haha looks like I owe apple 600 dollars

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Today, I finally got my paycheck from working at my minimum wage job for the last three months. I was delighted when I saw it was worth $846. On my way to cash it, I destroyed my car's suspension. It's going to cost almost $800 to fix. FML

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Today, my daughter found a hair baked into the crust of her pizza. Grossed out, she put it down the garbage disposal, but I told her to dig it out so we could get a refund. After dinner, she came looking for the saved pizza crust. I was baffled about where it was until I realized I'd eaten it. FML

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Today, my two year-old cousin was having a temper tantrum. I decided to give him a flashlight because playing with it usually distracts him. It didn't. Instead, he hit me in the face with it as hard as possible, leaving a bruise. FML

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Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML

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Today, my extremely religious father visited for a family dinner. My daughter had just one job: not to set him off on one of his easily-provoked rants. She nonetheless decided to take a photo in the middle of prayer, because she just HAD to Instagram her food. My father went apeshit. FML

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Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML

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Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML

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Today, trying to be a responsible parent, I bought my daughter a pack of condoms in case she ever decided to have sex. She turned them into balloon animals and went back to playing video games. FML

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Same thing different taste

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