By waitwhat - 18/03/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

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Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
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morgann4826 0

time to stop watching so much ****

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EyeCeYu 7

I've heard locking a door works to keep people out of your room when you want.

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EyeCeYu 7

Move something heavy infront of the door? I dont know. I can't be that hard to keep people out of your room. Good point though.

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CookieGirl4ever 13

True, but I don't think I have anything big or heavy. :( Not that it really matters though cuz I don't need a lock or anything like this guy does. lol But that guy was a dumbass, you have one tab of something you don't want others to see, and one incase someone comes in that you can close your tab to. lol :p

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Kayokku 1

Tell her that if she doesn't give you your computer back, you'll be forced to jerk it beside a bunch old ladies at the computers in the library. If she really loves you-- or knows some of those old ladies-- she won't want to have that on her conscience.

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sweetzombie88 0

That's a terrible idea. Then she'd probably wanna take him to a therapist.

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xLights_Out 3

I'm sorry but I cant stop laughing

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Krirn 21

I'll be waiting for the next FML for when you get a lifetime ban from the library for doing the same thing.

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jujubunni5 9

Your mother is over religious?

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lyssgross 16

Put your **** back in your shirt dear.

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perdix 29

Yes, the major religions agree that a single tab of hardcore **** is acceptable. Multiple tabs are pagan and heathen!

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bri1201 0

Or maybe just normal. Most parents don't want to know their kids do the nasty with themselves lmao

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T1A2Z3 34

Most parents don't want their kids exploring their own bodies in a healthy way instead of letting strangers do it for them? Huh. That's pretty weird...

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lyssgross 16

Put your **** away. It's ugly and some old man Is probably masturbating to them.

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janeyboo07 11

If you go out and get a girlfriend, you could have all the **** you want. Right in the comfort of your own pants.(:

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xNephilim 18

I call bullshit. My boyfriend gets all the sex he could ever want and he still watches ****.

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straightxedge74 0

You wouldn't know anything about that now would you?

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chels1994 11

1) he would have to be out of his pants. 2) you're 15 :(

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ElricMustang 23

Anytime it has to do with someone watching ****, it's a YDI.

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Raivyn52 4

Alt+F4... That minimizes all your windows. That is all. *troll face*

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Dracoboxer357 35

52- Why ask? You want to bond with OP over what turns him on? O.o Forgive me if I find that a tad odd, sir.

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Mirorbo 26

I will never understand why **** is such a big "No-No". Especially if it's their personal computer and not the family one. Which would you rather have--your kid having several one-night stands to exhaust their sexual need, or your kid jacking off to pictures?

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illmatic2 16

Well the OP did say "hardcore" **** which is a lot worse than the stuff you see in a playboy.

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Mirorbo 26

It was just an example, darling. I see **** as a perfectly harmless tool for exhausting a quick sexual need.

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illmatic2 16

Do you guys even know what hardcore pornography really is? Like I said above, it's nothing like what people see in a magazine or on normal **** websites. I don't understand how a sane person can try to justify even watching that kind of stuff.

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glittercookies 12

There's nothing wrong with ****. There is nothing wrong with hardcore ****. Softcore is usually in movies. Hardcore just means they show all of what's going on. Hardcore doesn't always mean super rough and loud fetish ****. And even if it did, who the **** cares. There is nothing wrong with exploring ones sexual interests via Internet. It's a part of growing up. Better than stifling everything and having no idea who you are in your sexuality.

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Dracoboxer357 35

I agree with 55, 184 and 212. 195- Different strokes for different folks, all depends on your tastes. I thought hardcore meant graphic penetration btw. And 75- OP never said he "pounds his post" all day, he just so happen to be viewing **** at that particular time. I like to look too, occasionally and in moderation, but I also have a life that doesn't revolve around getting my jollies 24/7. Not everyone who has seen **** is a social reject, friend. :)

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illmatic2 16

What you both just described to me is my idea of what normal pornography is. What I've been taught (whether it's the actual definition or not) is that hardcore pornography is like torture and other horrible stuff like that.

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CoffeeChickBlows 13

"waaahhh waaahhhh waaahhhh **** is dirty ewie cootiessss D':" I mean wtf?? I genuinely think this moron typo'd "fuckingreligiousfanatics.com" to "fmylife.com"

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Raeser 7

You know that people turn on by stuff like that aswell? Just because you don't seem to enjoy a whip or two doesn't mean it should be illegal in the bedroom.

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Azail 15

Mirobo it's good to see you back commenting again. I have always enjoyed reading your comments. ^_^

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